TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[Meowi]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Even bother with what?

Whats so important about rumpleforskin?
And by the way, I hope you didn't get offended by the 'down that path' wording.

[RickRobert]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

He retracted the foreskin, it looked like a normal dick, I sucked him off and could feel the indent from where it went from head to the layer of foreskin. It was an interesting little divide The smell was a little funky but I think that's because this dude had been drunk clubbing for the 6 hours prior to this encounter. Whatever. It wasn't bad by any means.

I hope people don't hate me for this. Hahahah

Oh my, my post was a joke about how direct I thought you were being before this post

Originally Posted by Meowi

Whats so important about rumpleforskin?
And by the way, I hope you didn't get offended by the 'down that path' wording.

Rumpleforeskin, ahahaha!! Curiosity gets the better of us filthy ones I guess.
None taken, by the way

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by RickRobert

Oh my, my post was a joke about how direct I thought you were being before this post

I officially have no shame.

[Meowi]

Dani, my girl. Get down at dirty.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

It's so much worse with girls. They never admit to touching themselves. EVER. It drives me crazy.

I've actually had a few fess up to me over the years and admit they do. Perhaps it's because I'm the least threatening category of person possible: gay male. I actually think it's really important to talk about "gross" things like bodily functions. Every single person has bodily needs... we all do the same stuff. I don't understand why any of it should be taboo if it's something every single person with a pulse does. Everyone farts, everyone ****s, and everyone gets themselves off. Yet we're all supposed to pretend we do none like it's the dark ages and the human body is something to be feared and disdained .

[Meowi]

For Louie and Dani

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

It's so much worse with girls. They never admit to touching themselves. EVER. It drives me crazy.

Yeah, he was definitely in touch with his feminine side. Gayest straight man I ever saw(not in really how he acted, just the things he did). He collected Revere copper bottom cookwear. One set for use, and one set for show(hanging on the kitchen wall). God help you, if you ever touched the "show set"! I sh*t you not!
You probably won't be surprised, that he runs some big museum, near DC, now.
I remember he always used to spray his sheets with Polo, too, everyday. So that in case a girl came home with him, he'd make a good impression on them.

But I mean, COME ON, your 12 friends are all admitting to masturbation, and you still can't admit it???
I remember being 15, and home alone one day. I wanted to see how many times I could do it. I managed five, even though I was VERY sore on that 5th one...but I just wanted to know that I could do it five times!

Two's a plenty now! Actually, one is plenty, but if I'm really trying to impress them, I'll manage an encore! I mean, if they're still applauding, what else can you do?

[RickRobert]

The first time I saw that video I was about 5. I liked it then and love it now

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Everyone farts, everyone ****s, and everyone gets themselves off. Yet we're all supposed to pretend we do none like it's the dark ages and the human body is something to be feared and disdained .

I still can't talk about the first two. I don't know why...I'm just EXTREMELY embarrassed to talk about those things. I wish I weren't.

[Meowi]

Does the Queen fart?

[TerraRhiannon]

Originally Posted by Meowi

Does the Queen fart?

The Queen farts. But Stevie doesn't

[GypsySorcerer]

I quit checking this thread for a few days and look what I miss!

1) I hate it when women admit they don't pleasure themselves. But honestly, I don't that much, because it's just way too easy. Hardly worth it.

2) Porn doesn't turn me on, but I think it's hilarious to watch.

3) I actually dated a hard-core Catholic who claimed he didn't jack-off, because it was wasting sperm. Same for oral (guy only). Needless to say, that relationship didn't last long.

4) I still hate talking about sh*t. Sorry, Louie.

[vivfox]

Ke$ha likes multiple dicks. See for yourself.

[daniellaaarisen]

Ke$ha, I have so much more respect for you after watching that.

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

As my Kathy Griffin GIF says, don't judge...

Basically, I was drunk, it was 3AM, and we kissed for all of 15 seconds before he pulled his pants down. I was about to run out of the room out of disgust at such a bold, unauthorized move when I looked down and saw FORESKIN. So of course I came back, continued to kiss him and then pretended like I was legitimately interested in hooking up with him. So I got on my knees like the champ that I am, did some thorough visual research and sucked him off for about 20 seconds before I realized that all was normal and that I wasn't dealing with anything too terrifying. So I pretended I was going to be sick (as I said, was drunk) and walked out of the room.

I know I'm a bitch. But mischief managed.

oh, dani! I wonder if that is the first time a girl has given him 20 seconds, before going : blergh :? Bet he thinks twice next time he even considers dropping trou. did you handle his manhood? seems like that'd be the full-on uncut experience as that puppy grows into a magic wand.