TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by Nikolaj

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I don't know if it's correct, but I long ago read that schlong size is determined by the maternal grandfather's genetics, and not the father of the lad. How exactly this information was gathered seems suspect.
Anything, though, that puts distance between traits of my father and myself, sounds good!
I'd hate to need to thank him for anything

Anecdotally, I have to admit that I noticed at a very young age that I did not inherit my father's junk gene. I also have to admit that I was rather traumatized the first (and only) time I saw it. It was tiny and it was surrounded by all this gnarly, nasty black hair; it was like a little finch egg in a big nest. A little nubbin. A little acorn. I remember thinking to myself as a little kid that I was already bigger.