Whole Lotta Crazy

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by PenguinHead

I love your posts! (Why does that sound just a tad dirty?)

THANK YOU for the innuendo! How have I never snickered at using the word 'post' myself? I'm disappointed in myself, because my mind has never crawled out of the primordial gutter and evolved...

The whole Street Angel krimp-via-braiding thing might not be Stevie's fault, though. Maybe she was so cash strapped after her run in with the IRS that she couldn't even send Karen down the the K-Mart for a krimping iron?

Or perhaps her recent tumble into the fireplace (that was always on, even during heat waves) rendered her with a case of Krimping Amnesia?

Perhaps much like the bewbcicles Stevie once kept frozen in her Frigidaire, Stevie's krimping iron suddenly ceased to exist?

Maybe when Lindsey wasn't hitting Stevie with guitars onstage back in the day, he'd hit her with a krimping iron backstage? And now she has an unavoidable krimping phobia?

The theories are endless...