Stevie Nicks Uncyclopdedia

[luckydimecaper]

Someone posted the Mac version of this in the Rumours forum, which is hilarious. The Stevie one isn't so funny, but it's still worth a read if you fancy a giggle

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stevie_Nicks

"Mostly she just hangs around the house, watching Star Trak on a Fabulous High-Definition TV set with Dorito crumbs all over her dirty t-shirt while shouting "Ka----REEENNNN" and burping."

I can totally see the "Ka----REEEEEN!" thing happening IRL

[goldustsongbird]

(reportedly she turned an angry mob into vibrators for her own personal use)

I thought this is what Karen was for?

[Ghost_Tracker]

Originally Posted by luckydimecaper

Someone posted the Mac version of this in the Rumours forum, which is hilarious.

Guilty! . . . .

(I wrote the initial version of that. It's been edited extensively since then, though. I didn't make the album titles, for example - personally that doesn't suit my taste but whatever floats people's boats.)

[luckydimecaper]

Awesome! I was seriously in tears reading it

[sorcerer999]

1981: Bella Donna aka "See Lindsey, I AM more popular than you are!"
1983: The Wild Heart aka "Bella Donna II Redux, even featuring another Tom Petty song...but at least it sold more than Lindsay's 2nd album"
1985: Rock A Little aka "Hair Metal Stevie Comes Alive!...and still sells more copies than Lindsey"
1989: She had an album in 1989?
1993: Street Angel aka "That album that sold like 3 copies, all bought by Lindsey...then burned"
2001: Trouble in Shangri-La aka "Take this Lindsey, it's called longevity!

Too funny!!!

[liamtgallagher]

I wrote the 'Career' part of that a couple of months ago.

[LiamMcConville]

Originally Posted by liamtgallagher

I wrote the 'Career' part of that a couple of months ago.

good work, Liam!