You're in Hell. What's playing?

[Dodfather]

Great thread!

For me it would be a continuous loop of the 3 worst songs ever:

Mull of Kintyre - Paul McCartney and Wings (Scottish people do NOT spend all day in kilts wandering around fields of heather - for f... sake!!)

Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh (I can only imagine that the "red" in quesation is the blood poruing from her poor assailed ears as this "song" is played to the poor, unfortunate woman!)

If You're Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield ("why does your heart return my call, why does you name resound in my head..." because those awful lyrics and your hideous screechy voice have tortured the poor girl!)

(dis)-honourable mentions to:

Ebony and Ivory - Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney (why, Stevie, why?!)

Phil Collins - entire solo output other than In The Air Tonight

Daphne and Celeste - Ooh, Stick You (what. the. f*&!)

Billie - Because We Want To (Billie, you are hot, you've had the good fortune to become a pretty good actress and have at least admitted that this song is a disgrace so you're almost let off with it...but not quite!)