Post A Picture of Yourself, Part 2: I'll Start Us Off~

[Zombie]

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Nawww, you look pleased with yourself, and that makes you adorable, regardless of what you are wearing. Those are some badass hi-tops. Are they Vans?

Don't let Bret Michaels see your headband, though. He'll totally fight you for it, on account of he needs it to hold his weave in place, and you can't fight back, on account of he's all sick and junk. And because them lady jeans look like they might restrict mobility.

I think people should be able to rock whatever clothing they want without fear of what other people might say or think. I don't dress to make other people happy. I dress to make me happy. As long as you like what you're wearing and you feel good about yourself, f*ck 'em. If you are secure and confident, then you will look awesome regardless of what you are wearing.

I did have my own fair share of fashion mishaps, though. Like, one time, I had this sort of clear plastic pair of fake Birkenstocks? And they were really comfy? But ugly? So I thought the thing to do to fix them was wear them over top of a pair of purple socks with neon green bats all over them? And I was really wrong?

Or all those times I spent an hour in the bathroom before school, trying desperately to make my hair look like Patricia Morrison's but generally just coming out looking like Robert Smith on crack?

Don't even get me started on trying to perfect the goth makeup, because that was just painful for a long time. Or all those years in the late 80s, when I tight-rolled my jeans and then proceeded to stack about 6 pairs of slouch socks in varying colors over top. And then did them in reverse color order again on the other leg. And had a giant collection of neon plastic t-shirt slides. To match my New Kids on the Block t-shirts and neon stirrup pants.