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Originally Posted by Dodfather

"I'm sorry... I got horny. Do you hate me?"

"Andrew! I'm sitting!"

"Ahhhhh Tofuti. I love you Tofuti...Tofuti."

Joanna "Andrew, I'd love a beer."
Mom"A BEER?!"
J"Oh dear, was that wrong?"
Therapist"No nothing's ever wrong."
J Pops top off beer on counter top. "Good stuff."
Mom "Cigarette dear?"
J "No thanks mother, I don't smoke."
Mom "Yes you do! You've always smoked."
J "I have?"
Mom "Yes!"
Therapist "Let's all smoke!"
Grant "Why do I have to smoke? I don't like to smoke!"