what does stevie do all day??

[AnthonyMI]

1. sleep in till 10
2. Get up, take a quick shower, and slip a Stevie Nicks Wig from the Wig store over her rats nest. You know, the wig she has been wearing since at least 1999.
3. Put on something black.
4. Head out with Lori, Sharon and Karen to the country club for brunch.
5. Have mimosas with the girls and have an extra helping of sausage (because thats about all the sausage the old girl gets these days)
6. Hits up the Shoe Boutique in Hollywood and buys something flowy, something black, and something that starts with a "B" and ends in "oots"
7. Stops at Bed Bath and Beyond and changes up her bed linens for something more Gothic looking.... only in Pink.
8. Meets Tom Petty for a late lunch at the Sushi place and asks him to help her with her new Solo project. He rejects her and that gives her inspiration to write something in her journal later.
9. starts to feel pooped out, so stops at Starbucks and gets a mochachocolatakitchykitchylalafrapachino.
10. Feels better, so has the energy to stop by the beauty salon on the corner and asks for her spit ends to be trimmed.
11. Goes to the Body Shop and gets some new facial lotion
12. Meets up with Mick for dinner and tells him shes not ready to record another FM album, but agress to give lindsey a CD of some Demos from the 70's.
13. Goes home and changes into something black.
14. Sits down at her typewritter and Thinks about how to go about updating her Twitter account, but gives up.
15. Takes off her Stevie Nicks wig and changes into her grandma Pjs and bunny slippers and stays up to watch Saturday NIght Live.