Priceless Stevie quotes. What are your favorites?

[GypsySorcerer]

So unless you're a swan, you can pretty much forget ever having a long-term relationship. And even the swans with their long-term relationship were nasty to each other all day. (Crystal Visions commentary, Every Day)

I look better in this video than in any of those other videos. (Crystal Visions commentary, Sometimes it's a Bitch)

Well, it's not that FUNNY, is it? (Tusk rehearsals)

I don't write in little crummy bathrooms. (Storytellers)

I was trying to make Hamburger Helper different. (MTV)