what is this i don't even

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by LiamMcConville

Are you retarded?

Yes, actually! I must admit that your powers of deduction are exceedingly keen, Miss Marple. I'm impressed. As it so happens, my helmet's in the mail even as we type and I'm hoping to go pick it up from the post office tomorrow - y'know, just as soon as I'm finished licking all the windows in the house. Window-licking = my favorite pastime!

It's right up there with presenting reasonable outrage over the idea that certain members of government seem to not only think they should have the right to dictate what I voluntarily choose to do with my uterus, but also that they should have the right to potentially dictate what I involuntarily do with it.

Seriously, though - is that the best you can come up with? Calling me mentally disabled because you don't agree with my position, like there's something wrong with being mentally disabled? You one of those people that thinks "retarded" is synonymous with being stupid?

Golly. This is exciting! What's next? Gonna call me gay? Gonna ask me who lit the wick on my tampon?

Tenterhooks, my friend. I'm on them.