You know you're a Stevie fan when...

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Originally Posted by cristochango

You know you're a stevie fan when you're able to put her lyrics or song names into a conversation with someone who has no idea who stevie is, and feel good about yourself after you do it

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HAHAHAHA too true!!
But the thing I was looking for was actually "how to spot a fake Stevie fan from a real Stevie fan" - sorry, I was slightly mistaken. Here it is, for those who want it:

1. A fake a Stevie fan actually likes the Dixie Chicks version of “Landslide”
A real Stevie fan runs out of bed screaming at 1 in the morning and throws their Dance CD into the stereo and listens to Landslide 3 times over after catching 1.5 seconds of the Dixie Chicks version whilst station flipping.

2. A fake Stevie fan believes that all female rock starts should wear leather pants and look like butch lesbians
A real Stevie fan gets upset when Stevie’s newest stage costume isn’t flowing and diaphanous enough.

3. A fake Stevie fan can’t believe she banged Mick Fleetwood.
A real Stevie fan can fine appealing qualities in Mick Fleetwood.

4. A fake Stevie fan can’t figure out the meaning behind Sara.
A real Stevie fan thinks that Sara is mere child’s play.

5. A fake Stevie fan can’t tell if a picture was taken in 1974 or 1983.
A real Stevie fan can determine the exact time and place a picture of Stevie was taken just by looking at her jewellery, hair style, microphone, or that chip on her right tooth that disappeared in the mid 80’s.

6. A fake Stevie fan complains about how high her voice has become recently.
A real Stevie fan finds the above statement absolutely hilarious

7. A fake Stevie fan finds this list extremely offensive
A real Stevie fan is laughing at the fake Stevie fan

8. A fake Stevie fan gets extremely excited when announcing they have “every live version of Nightbird”
A Real Stevie fan knows there was only 2, and burst out laughing.

9. A fake Stevie fan doesn’t own a copy of Tusk because they heard it was “weird”
A real Stevie fan has cried more tears listening to Storms, Sara and Beautiful Child than any other songs put together

10. A fake Stevie fan laments the fact that she’ll sound like Bob Dylan in a few years
A real Stevie fan has no problem with that, as she’ll have no problem harmonising with Tom Petty.

11. A fake Stevie fan likes the studio version of “Rhiannon” because her voice sounds pretty on it.
A real Stevie fan finds the Rosebud version “comparatively mild” to “some of the bootlegs they’ve heard”

12. A fake Stevie fan thinks she still has a crippling cocaine addiction.
A real Stevie fan wishes they’d invent cocaine that wasn’t bad for you

13. A fake Stevie fan thinks she sounded like a goat during the mid-80’s
A real Stevie fan considers these “the good old days”

14. A fake Stevie fan thinks that black chiffon is the way to go
A real Stevie fan is overcome by the sight of floppy berets, flapper dresses and flowing scarves. Preferably, all at the same time.

15. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Edge Of Seventeen is about Stevie boffing a teenage boy.
A real Stevie fan spends half an hour with their significant other discussing the meaning behind Edge Of Seventeen

16. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Lindsey and Stevie are still madly in love with eachother.
A real Stevie fan wishes she’d get robotic legs so she could kick Lindsey in the crotch repeatedly with her gigantic platform boots.

17. A fake Stevie fan wishes she’d stop wearing “those stupid boots” and wear something more comfortable.
A real Stevie fan believes that Stevie should have both of her legs and hips replaced with futuristic robotic prosthetics, so she can go back to wearing six inch platforms.