Who Would Win In A Fight? Stevie Nicks Or A Caveman?

[IKV Nexis]

OK Who would win? ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!????

[Sanne2]

One kick with one of those platform boots and the caveman is DOWN

[David]

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

[holidayroad]

Originally Posted by David

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

LOL! I vote that she and the caveman will fall in love after she sings "Beauty and the Beast" to him!! Truly though, Stevie may not be muscle bound, but she is a strong woman in other ways!

[Ghost_Tracker]

I think Stevie would probably win because she's horribly beweaponed with a tambourine.....

[sywlindseyfan]

I can see her, pulling her sleeves up and saying"Lets get this party started" in a low rumble haha......and then start singing Dreams of course

[louielouie2000]

Wouldn't they just end up banging in the corner of the cave anyway? That seems to be Stevie's superpower...

[SandyMac]

Originally Posted by David

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

I voted Stevie to win because what you described above is her disguise. Actually, at the very hint of trouble somewhere, Stevie gets a call on her land line phone and she jumps into her Blue T-Bird and speeds away (no license of course) from her castle to kick someone's ass with those boots and helps solve crime in her spare time (between all the greatest hits tours).

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Wouldn't they just end up banging in the corner of the cave anyway? That seems to be Stevie's superpower...

given stevie's seeming devotion to any man with a unibrow, i think you're correct.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by carrie721

given stevie's seeming devotion to any man with a unibrow, i think you're correct.

*SPEW!* You're totally right! Jimmy Iovine especially bears a strong resemblance to the Geico cavemen!

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

*SPEW!* You're totally right! Jimmy Iovine especially bears a strong resemblance to the Geico cavemen!

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by carrie721

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

Ahahaha!!!

15 minutes could give you 15 (VD's) or more!

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Ahahaha!!!

15 minutes could give you 15 (VD's) or more!

LOL. touche, my friend, touche.

i wonder if a sitcom starring jimmy iovine would have fared better than the caveman sitcom did.

[vivfox]

Originally Posted by carrie721

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

50 Cent has a song where in it he says, "F%$k Jimmy Iovine." Imagine if Stevie said that in a song?

[FMlex]

Originally Posted by vivfox

50 Cent has a song where in it he says, "F%$k Jimmy Iovine." Imagine if Stevie said that in a song?

Hahaha I didn't know that. Too funny.