Fleetwood Macbook (Computer Humor)

michelej1 · #1 07-03-2009, 12:54 PM

There's a diagram of this computer on http://pophangover.com/?p=4166.

These are some of its key features:

Automatically sprays patchoulli every 30 minutes.

Ultra quiet Silver Spring hinges

Free cobweb magnet with each purchase

Mystical fringe trim

Mirrored surface for easy cocaine sniffing

Pre-installed "GYOW" shut down sound

Built in mic effects help you sound like a raspy, 5-pack a day smoker

David · #2 07-03-2009, 05:33 PM

I'm embarrassed to say this, but when I got my first car (a Toyota Supra), I nicknamed it the Wild Heart Mobile, & stuck on all my KMET & KLOS Fleetwood Mac bumper stickers (picked up at Mac concerts in California). How embarrassing. I even installed a pair of Pile Driver speakers & 10-band EQ in order to play the Cotton Bowl 1978 bootleg -- sharp & clear & forward in the mix as it was.

I get sick just thinking of my "devotion."

nightbird89 · #3 07-03-2009, 08:39 PM

Haha that's pretty funny. The 5 pack a day smoker is kinda cold, but the rest is pretty hilarious!

Lala · #4 07-03-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by David

I'm embarrassed to say this, but when I got my first car (a Toyota Supra), I nicknamed it the Wild Heart Mobile

I've named both the cars I've owned after Mac-related things. First car was named Mr. Rock Cock. My current ride is named Lola.

And I feel absolutely no shame about it

The "Mac" Book is funny

SandyMac · #5 07-04-2009, 10:18 AM

Well, hey, my license plate is: STV NX and the voice in the navigation system I call it "Stevie"... Stevie says "turn left in half mile, then your destination is on the right", LOL.

michelej1 · #6 07-04-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SandyMac

Well, hey, my license plate is: STV NX and the voice in the navigation system I call it "Stevie"... Stevie says "turn left in half mile, then your destination is on the right", LOL.

Tom Tom lets you have different celebrity voices navigate for you (like Homer Simpson). It would be fun if you could download Stevie Nicks giving you turn by turn directions.

Michele

Chrislit18 · #7 07-04-2009, 02:04 PM

hahah

this is wicked badass.

I'd use it XD

nailatixela · #8 07-04-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by michelej1

Tom Tom lets you have different celebrity voices navigate for you (like Homer Simpson). It would be fun if you could download Stevie Nicks giving you turn by turn directions.

Michele

She can't even tell left from right though.

Who knows where you'd be sent.

michelej1 · #9 07-04-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nailatixela

She can't even tell left from right though.

Who knows where you'd be sent.

That's the good thing about the voices they use. They give the directions in character. So, I could imagine them having Stevie doing it like she does in some of her zanier interviews, talking really fast, saying crazy things and speaking in seeming non sequiturs.

Michele

Dodfather · #10 07-06-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lala

I've named both the cars I've owned after Mac-related things. First car was named Mr. Rock Cock. My current ride is named Lola.

And I feel absolutely no shame about it

The "Mac" Book is funny

Ahhhh... the ambitious names of a first car. You must have gotten loads of jokes about back seat driving for that one. I like it though, it's a good name!