A message from John Cleese....

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Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

John Cleese – "genius"
...(except Kansas, which she does not fancy) ... A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed ... The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour',
and 'neighbour' ... You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers, or therapists ... You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad ... Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4pm with proper cups, with saucers, never with mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and
cakes, plus strawberries (with cream) when in season

Thanks for the laugh. What about Rumours?

This is one of the best things that I have read in a while. I didn't stop laughing.