How McCain met Palin

[BombaySapphire3]

Seems he was shopping for something, shall we say, "personal".

WalMart surveillance caught the entire conversation.

McCain: "I made a real mess of myself these past few years"

Palin: "That's okay gramps honey, I'm probably gonna be impeached here in Alaska"

McCain: "Really? I had this friend once...Charles Keating and he said..."

Palin: "You're drooling. You think I'm hot?"

McCain: "You're right! I mean you're Right Wing, right?"

Palin: "Depends"

McCain: "Yeah baby...my wife says I look hot in Depends."

Palin: "Well, here's an economy size box of them. It's the economy that's in the ****ter."

McCain: "Hey! That gives me an idea! You can deliver the economy! Wanna be my running mate?"

Palin: "Sure. Can you get Bush to pardon me if I get indicted?"

McCain: "No problem. Can you change a diaper? Hey! That's it! It's all about CHANGE! We can use that!"

Palin: "Let's go to your place gramps. You got a house?"

McCain: "Yeah several. But people that know me say I belong in a home."

Palin: "Listen honey, I heard you're a former POW. I heard that stands for Prisoner of W."

McCain: "Yeah, but really I'm a Maverick! or at least 10% of the time."

Palin: "Well I gotta get out of Alaska or they'll indict me so V is for Victory in November! Or in your case gramps, V is for Viagra."

McCain: "I'm so glad I met you! Who am I?"

Palin: "Don't worry. The lobbyists and FOX News will spin that one. Just get me that pardon!"

McCain: "You're so right, as usual."

[ajmccarrell]

Impeached for what? Asking the commissioner to fire the guy who supposedly tasered her nephew and that was caught drinking on the job? I'd say she would have been negligent for NOT trying to clean house. Then again, your party has a KKK member and a drunken womanizing killer as committee chairs and that's okay because they're democrats. Not to mention, Murtha the corrupt from the 1983 scandals is supposed to be an authority that we are to listen to, as was Spitzer and Jeffers, or Harry Reid and his ties to shady casino lobbyists. Palin has a nearly 80% approval rating. Much higher than the 11% democratic congress. Hell, even Bush the Unpopular has three times their approval rating. LOL!!!

[BombaySapphire3]

Originally Posted by ajmccarrell

Impeached for what? Asking the commissioner to fire the guy who supposedly tasered her nephew and that was caught drinking on the job? I'd say she would have been negligent for NOT trying to clean house. Then again, your party has a KKK member and a drunken womanizing killer as committee chairs and that's okay because they're democrats. Not to mention, Murtha the corrupt from the 1983 scandals is supposed to be an authority that we are to listen to, as was Spitzer and Jeffers, or Harry Reid and his ties to shady casino lobbyists. Palin has a nearly 80% approval rating. Much higher than the 11% democratic congress. Hell, even Bush the Unpopular has three times their approval rating. LOL!!!

one has only to read your post on the other McCain /Palin thread to know how much cred you have!although sadly it or you won't be around much lomger.

[BombaySapphire3]

Originally Posted by ajmccarrell

Impeached for what? Asking the commissioner to fire the guy who supposedly tasered her nephew and that was caught drinking on the job? I'd say she would have been negligent for NOT trying to clean house. Then again, your party has a KKK member and a drunken womanizing killer as committee chairs and that's okay because they're democrats. Not to mention, Murtha the corrupt from the 1983 scandals is supposed to be an authority that we are to listen to, as was Spitzer and Jeffers, or Harry Reid and his ties to shady casino lobbyists. Palin has a nearly 80% approval rating. Much higher than the 11% democratic congress. Hell, even Bush the Unpopular has three times their approval rating. LOL!!!

one has only to read your post on the other McCain /Palin thread to know how much cred you have!although sadly it or you won't be around much longer.

[ajmccarrell]

Originally Posted by BombaySapphire3

one has only to read your post on the other McCain /Palin thread to know how much cred you have!although sadly it or you won't be around much lomger.

Um, because YOU deny things that are factual that you know nothing about, such as my "aunt" who works in the justice department, therefore I have no credibility. Typical liberal, going around denying facts and pretending they don't exist, while jumping to conclusions on things they know nothing about.

[BombaySapphire3]

Originally Posted by ajmccarrell

Um, because YOU deny things that are factual that you know nothing about, such as my "aunt" who works in the justice department, therefore I have no credibility. Typical liberal, going around denying facts and pretending they don't exist, while jumping to conclusions on things they know nothing about.

Oh right the" aunt" who isn't really your aunt..please AJM tell us why she hasn't gone to the FBI with this info proving the scandal of the century!

[ajmccarrell]

Originally Posted by BombaySapphire3

Oh right the" aunt" who isn't really your aunt..please AJM tell us why she hasn't gone to the FBI with this info proving the scandal of the century!

Um, because she works for the Justice department! DUH!!!!

I never said she hasn't. I mean, you're the one always accusing Bush of "warcrimes", so why don't you go to The Hague with all your evidence and have him arrested?

It's basically the same thing. You cannot fight a corrupt government that is covering up for the chief executive's wife.

What I did say was that she talked to a guy on the investigation who said he thought Hillary did it. Specifically, what he said was that Hillary's carpet fibers were found on Foster's jacket. Is it enough to "prove" a murder? No. Is it enough to arouse suspicion? Certainly. I never said SHE specifically had any evidence, just that she talked to a guy who was already investigating it. If the justice department already closed the case, why call the FBI, who cannot reopen it anyway without permission from the Justice Department.

Typical lib who doesn't understand how the government works and only deals with sweeping generalizations and no specifics. Go smoke some more pot and leave me alone.

[jannieC]

We really don't need the Aunt argument going on in two threads. Personally, I think it should be dropped. AJM, would your family friend be happy that you're announcing all of this top secret info on a Fleetwood Mac message board? Let's please just let the whole thing go.

[jwd]

Originally Posted by BombaySapphire3

Seems he was shopping for something, shall we say, "personal".

WalMart surveillance caught the entire conversation.

McCain: "I made a real mess of myself these past few years"

Palin: "That's okay gramps honey, I'm probably gonna be impeached here in Alaska"

McCain: "Really? I had this friend once...Charles Keating and he said..."

Palin: "You're drooling. You think I'm hot?"

McCain: "You're right! I mean you're Right Wing, right?"

Palin: "Depends"

McCain: "Yeah baby...my wife says I look hot in Depends."

Palin: "Well, here's an economy size box of them. It's the economy that's in the ****ter."

McCain: "Hey! That gives me an idea! You can deliver the economy! Wanna be my running mate?"

Palin: "Sure. Can you get Bush to pardon me if I get indicted?"

McCain: "No problem. Can you change a diaper? Hey! That's it! It's all about CHANGE! We can use that!"

Palin: "Let's go to your place gramps. You got a house?"

McCain: "Yeah several. But people that know me say I belong in a home."

Palin: "Listen honey, I heard you're a former POW. I heard that stands for Prisoner of W."

McCain: "Yeah, but really I'm a Maverick! or at least 10% of the time."

Palin: "Well I gotta get out of Alaska or they'll indict me so V is for Victory in November! Or in your case gramps, V is for Viagra."

McCain: "I'm so glad I met you! Who am I?"

Palin: "Don't worry. The lobbyists and FOX News will spin that one. Just get me that pardon!"

McCain: "You're so right, as usual."

That was one of the lamest things I've ever read.

[BombaySapphire3]

Originally Posted by jwd

That was one of the lamest things I've ever read.

Yeah it so lame it's funny I thought.

[jwd]

Originally Posted by BombaySapphire3

Yeah it so lame it's funny I thought.

Well I'm glad you took that comment I made so well. Good for you. I crossed the line when I posted that and should have kept that sentiment to myself. I apologize.

[Musicman408]

I still can't help but think that this is a horrendous pic. And the sad thing is that my dad really likes her.... And he doesn't know **** about her, if you know what I mean.