Bush library highlights

gldstwmn · #1 08-07-2008, 01:07 PM

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

*The Hurricane Katrina Room, which was flooded, and is still under construction.
*The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
*The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
*The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
*The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
*The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
*The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
*The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy, bring your W-2.
*The 'Economy Room' (which is next to the toilet)
*The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, there is no exit, you are required to go back for a second, third, fourth, and maybe fifth tour, before the display allows to you to leave.
*The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location within the library,
complete with shotgun gallery, and human targets.
*The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
*The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an appointment, free gavel included.
*The Airport-themed Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
*The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and speed dial to Miss Cleo's psychic hotline.
*The Karl Rove room, (previously home to the Benedict Arnold exhibit)
*The museum will also feature a high speed laptop with "GOOGLE" search engine to help you find any of the President's accomplishments.

You will also receive a BUSH library "Mission Accomplished Tour" souvenir postcard as you leave.

strandinthewind · #2 08-07-2008, 01:18 PM

SuzeQuze · #3 08-07-2008, 04:31 PM

Haha, love the Decider room!

ajmccarrell · #4 08-07-2008, 07:52 PM

I had a construction company last year that tanked. But anyway, we were asked to bid on a public restroom project. The architects name was "Lawrence Craig".

I kid you not!

strandinthewind · #5 08-07-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajmccarrell

I had a construction company last year that tanked. But anyway, we were asked to bid on a public restroom project. The architects name was "Lawrence Craig".

I kid you not!

Please tell me you have memorialized in some frame somewhere

ajmccarrell · #6 08-07-2008, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Please tell me you have memorialized in some frame somewhere

Naw, my interest was bought out by the last remaining partner, who by the way never paid me, and he still has it somewhere. I'm not really in the mood to talk to him.

Here's the website though, http://www.craigarch.com/

BombaySapphire3 · #7 08-09-2008, 03:00 AM

they forgot to mention the reading room which will feature daily readings of Smirky's favorite books "My Pet Goat " and "Curious George".

gldstwmn · #8 08-09-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajmccarrell

I had a construction company last year that tanked. But anyway, we were asked to bid on a public restroom project. The architects name was "Lawrence Craig".

I kid you not!

That's funny.

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