Who was the better elbow ornament?

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So, after their horrific breakup, both Lindsey and Stevie had fresh new elbow ornaments of their own in about a month. But I'm wondering: which was the better one?

Well, Carol Ann Harris certainly wins in the category of shear tenacity. Eight years is a long time to spend with a man who presumably punched her in the face every time he found a fly in his soup. Granted, she was a melodramatic little ditz, with less personal responsibility than a three-toed sloth, but she was willing to give all and take all in the name of love...or something like it. Oh yeah, and she appears on the sleeve art for Tusk - persevering her for immortality, I'd assume.

Don Henley, on the other hand, was a flaming asshole (like everyone else in The Eagles) who ditched Stevie after knocking her up, took off in his Learjet, and found some other chick in short order. But he had ****loads of money, and was a hell of a lot higher profile than Ms. Harris. His elbow ornamentation may have been a lot shorter than Carol's, but he wins on prestige factor alone. And he made even more ****loads of money after touring with Stevie, even though he's still a flaming asshole.

So, of the two, who made the better elbow ornament?