If Stevie was a Black Woman

[Sarah]

Yeah, no. I don't see it.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by vivfox

Are you guy's toying with me? The picture is large and it shows up perfectly for me. But just in case, here it is again.

I hate to break it to you, but this girl isn't black. Does this alter your theory?

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

I hate to break it to you, but this girl isn't black. Does this alter your theory?

thanks for ruining the f*cking thread. now it has to be changed to "if stevie was a jewish woman"

that's it. i'm taking away your crisps and sending you to bed.

[vivfox]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

I hate to break it to you, but this girl isn't black. Does this alter your theory?

It does alter my theory. Woops. But her nose totally reminds me of Stevie and I thought Ms. Shapiro was a light skinned black woman. Is there a rug I can climb under and die?

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

thanks for ruining the f*cking thread. now it has to be changed to "if stevie was a jewish woman"

that's it. i'm taking away your crisps and sending you to bed.

Damn... I don't know what I'm more upset about.. losing my crisps or having to go to bed.. Wait.. am I going to bed alone?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Damn... I don't know what I'm more upset about.. losing my crisps or having to go to bed.. Wait.. am I going to bed alone?

no, you can have a macaque to cuddle!

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by vivfox

It does alter my theory. Woops. But her nose totally reminds me of Stevie and I thought Ms. Shapiro was a light skinned black woman. Is there a rug I can climb under and die?

haha don't worry.. she does look black in that pic.. she's sort of a dark skinned white woman

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by carrie721

no, you can have a macaque to cuddle!

oh no why would you say that?

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Damn... I don't know what I'm more upset about.. losing my crisps or having to go to bed.. Wait.. am I going to bed alone?

alone. and without milk chocolate. it's going to be a crispless night for you.



and here we go.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

alone. and without milk chocolate. it's going to be a crispless night for you.



and here we go.

No chocolate? No strawberries either?

and hahah that pic is so funny

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

oh no why would you say that?

so you wouldn't have to go to bed alone

of course, if the macaque is not to your liking, you can take out an internet ad for whatever your heart desires ...

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by carrie721

so you wouldn't have to go to bed alone

of course, if the macaque is not to your liking, you can take out an internet ad for whatever your heart desires ...

How thoughtful

And what, like consensual monkey killing? I seek a macaque who will agree to being slaughtered and eaten

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

How thoughtful

And what, like consensual monkey killing? I seek a macaque who will agree to being slaughtered and eaten

you're gonna get those crisps back one way or another aren't you

edit: i think a scat fetishist might have better luck with a macaque, sorry to say.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

stevie: straight outta tha haight~~~

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by carrie721

you're gonna get those crisps back one way or another aren't you

Oh yes. I bear a grudge, don'tcha know