Britney's MTV performance

JazmenFlowers · #1 09-10-2007, 08:36 AM

everyone's talking about it, we may as well too. I was secretly hoping for an unbelievable comeback, but what we got was jiggly belly, wobbly dancing, bad pantomiming, a bad weave, a set of blue contacts, missing fake fingernails and lots of celebs making WTF faces.

can't Britney talk to Beyonce' and find out where she gets her weave? or at least talk to Tyra? couldn't Britney have worn a one-piece something? that would have made a world of difference. where was Criss Angel? one positive thing I can say is that her face looked great.

there are so many rumours floating to excuse the bad performance...Sarah Silverman was too mean in rehearsals and it upset Britney, Britney's shoe was broken, the Palms nixxed the magic stunt at the last second...blah blah blah. I don't buy any of that.

watch for yourself:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09...ce/#more-20683

kathy1 · #2 09-10-2007, 09:00 AM

i didn't watch it. but i heard that it was bad.

DeadliestPoison · #3 09-10-2007, 09:01 AM

I don't care for Britney, but I was hoping for something insane and typical of her other performances. And then... yeah. She was a hot mess.

GODDESS6 · #4 09-10-2007, 09:22 AM

i was so glad i taped this, my son & i died watching britney this morning~ she was a mess~ i loved how perez hilton said we love her beer belly~ i have never been a britney fan at all, & this goes to show she is talentless~ she looked all drugged up or drunk~ & boo hoo if sarah hurt her feelings, i thought the **** she was saying was hilarious~ & if britney doesn't want people making fun of her...uhm well...be a better parent, it's pretty bad when her actions of late, make kfed look like the better parent~

Raeven Skye · #5 09-10-2007, 09:22 AM

it was really terrible...i can't decide if she was paralyzed with stage fright, or if she just really sucked. she was staggering around like she was drunk, tho.

mikeschmike · #6 09-10-2007, 09:29 AM

That whole show sucked ass...I can't believe I watched the whole thing!

Out of all the mediocre performances, Britney's was the worst. Her "comeback" was worth a shot, but I think it's time to throw in the cheeto stained towel.

GODDESS6 · #7 09-10-2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

That whole show sucked ass...I can't believe I watched the whole thing!

Out of all the mediocre performances, Britney's was the worst. Her "comeback" was worth a shot, but I think it's time to throw in the cheeto stained towel.

they didn't show it, but tmz has the video of kid rock & tommy lee's fight~

p.diddy & 50 cent looked mortified & in pain in the audience during britney's performance

~

JazmenFlowers · #8 09-10-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

That whole show sucked ass...I can't believe I watched the whole thing!

I know. I felt like I was watching a bad episode of Wild N Out. it wasn't structured well, I couldn't tell what was an actual performance and I think I only saw 2 awards given out. I did like Justin Timberlake telling MTV to play more videos...twice! "we don't need more reality shows" - right in front of The Hills girls. I laughed my ass off.

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

Out of all the mediocre performances, Britney's was the worst. Her "comeback" was worth a shot, but I think it's time to throw in the cheeto stained towel.

you say Cheetos, I say Doritos. Doritos would be more acceptable, tbh.

mikeschmike · #9 09-10-2007, 09:42 AM

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I know. I felt like I was watching a bad episode of Wild N Out. it wasn't structured well, I couldn't tell what was an actual performance and I think I only saw 2 awards given out. I did like Justin Timberlake telling MTV to play more videos...twice! "we don't need more reality shows" - right in front of The Hills girls. I laughed my ass off.

He was absolutely right. How much sense does it make to have a two hour awards show when MTV only plays an hour's worth of videos every day?

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you say Cheetos, I say Doritos. Doritos would be more acceptable, tbh.

that's where we differ, sir.

JazmenFlowers · #10 09-10-2007, 09:45 AM

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He was absolutely right. How much sense does it make to have a two hour awards show when MTV only plays an hour's worth of videos every day?

even on TRL, the freaking video countdown, they only show a minute and a half of each video. so stoopid.

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that's where we differ, sir.

I'll see your

and raise you a

~*why don't you love me*~

mikeschmike · #11 09-10-2007, 09:53 AM

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even on TRL, the freaking video countdown, they only show a minute and a half of each video. so stoopid.

I'll see your

and raise you a

~*why don't you love me*~

you know i love you. just know that we can never eat cheesy snack foods together. so i'll see your

and raise you a

danax6 · #12 09-10-2007, 10:06 AM

The thing is, she doesn't even look that bad, it's just her choice of (or well, lack of) clothing that's really questionable.

If people consider that a beer belly, I have my work cut out for me.

Where's that fighting clip? Must.see.

JazmenFlowers · #13 09-10-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

you know i love you. just know that we can never eat cheesy snack foods together. so i'll see your

and raise you a

it wasn't meant to be.

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The thing is, she doesn't even look that bad, it's just her choice of (or well, lack of) clothing that's really questionable.

If people consider that a beer belly, I have my work cut out for me.

Where's that fighting clip? Must.see.

no, she doesn't. I'd probably be happy to have her body as it is now, but when this is your supposed comeback and you are known for having a ripped body, you can't show up after dieting for a couple months after having 2 kids and eating, smoking and drinking like she has for the past couple of years and expect people not to expect to see that body or something similar. I guess what I'm saying is, if she couldn't get her "old" body back or couldn't since her body has changed, like you say, she should have worn something more flattering and that didn't show her gut hanging over.

Beachwood Mac · #14 09-10-2007, 10:19 AM

Top 3 moments...

Britney proving how "talented" she is once again.

Kanye West losing in all 5 categories he was nominated and then saying "give a black man a chance"

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fighting in the audience and Jamie Foxx saying "Can't we stop all this white on white violence"

SuzeQuze · #15 09-10-2007, 10:25 AM

Omigod, this is BRUTAL. It's punishing to watch. I can't stand Britney but I hate seeing her such a mess, honestly. The bra top doesn't even fit. She keeps stumbling and is barely putting any effort into her dancing. Love the look on Fitty's face. She looks like the drunk girl at the party who stripped and started lip synching to Britney. Damn girl, go back to rehab.

I don't see the beer belly, she was just lazy about flexing it but it certainly is not a large belly. We just have impossible standards for celebs man.