I want to kill my neighbor's Chiuauas

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Yes, it's time for another SortaSavageLike rant!

My neighbor across the hall, Stacey, happens to own the two most obnoxious Chihuahuas ever brought into existence. All they do is fu**&ng bark and scream, yes, scream! all day, as if the slightest air current will set them into a psychotic frenzy. Two in the morning and they're screeching for God knows what reason. I ran into them a few nights ago and all they did was follow me around and bark. Every time someone leaves or enters the apartment, they howl for 15 minutes straight. The only advantage is that they'll tear their vocal cords to shreds in a few months and will be completely mute for the rest of their lives.

God, I hate those things. Completely sociopathic beasts who aren't suited for human companionship. I keep expecting to hear two gun shots to ring out, and I'll have a nice quiet evening just for once.