11 THINGS: Worst. Dads. Ever

[SpyNote]

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11 THINGS: Worst. Dads. Ever
By Tim Sullivan
San Francisco Chronicle
Thursday, June 14, 2007

1. Tony Soprano: Guilty of: Committing every deadly sin in the book.

Redeeming qualities: Cool dreams, often hilarious, last seen having dinner with family.

2. Jack Bauer: Guilty of: Being permanently stressed, fighting terror with terror, never eating, never going to the bathroom, always putting family second.

Redeeming qualities: Comic book hero, continually saving planet, dad on show is worse, dad in real life is cool.

3. Dick Cheney: Guilty of: General humorlessness, not supporting lesbian rights despite daughter being lesbian.

Redeeming qualities: Unafraid to swear, leaving office soon.

4. Bill Clinton: Guilty of: Confusing philandering with philanthropy, reintroducing Fleetwood Mac to populace.

Redeeming qualities: First black president, skilled with sax, last president to speak in complete sentences.

5. Al Bundy: Guilty of: Blaming family for most of what goes wrong in his life.

Redeeming qualities: Daughter played by Christina Applegate.

6. Richard Schlichting (Alan Alda's character in "Flirting With Disaster."): Guilty of: Being a careless acid farmer, making adopted children not want to search for birth parents.

Redeeming qualities: Wife's character played by Lily Tomlin.

7. Homer Simpson: Guilty of: Sloth, lethargy, too many doughnuts, too much Duff.

Redeeming qualities: Introduced rooftop chimney grilling to public.

8. Frank Costanza: Guilty of: Being more concerned with Steinbrenner trading Jay Buhner than apparent death of son, fathering son in the first place.

Redeeming qualities: Introduced "Serenity now!" to public.

9. Charlie Sheen: Guilty of: Often being mentioned in same breath as Heidi Fleiss, coke addiction, accidentally shooting fiancee, appearing in "Terminal Velocity."

Redeeming qualities: Appeared as self in "Being John Malkovich," cool dad.

10. Adam: Guilty of: Eating fruit from tree of knowledge of good and evil.

Redeeming qualities: Rib formed Eve.

11. Father Time: Guilty of: Mortality, decay, rot, erosion, amnesia, gray hair, bellies and balding.

Redeeming qualities: Sunsets remain interesting, newspapers stay fresh.

Tim Sullivan, [email protected]

[carrie721]

why doesn't tony soprano get dissed for reintroducing journey to the populace?

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by carrie721

why doesn't tony soprano get dissed for reintroducing journey to the populace?

That should carry a death sentence right there.

[Chrislit18]

Journeys song 'Dont Stop Beleiving' is the top most downloaded rock song on itunes

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by Chrislit18

Journeys song 'Dont Stop Beleiving' is the top most downloaded rock song on itunes

Since when is popularity an indicator of how good a band is?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by chiliD

That should carry a death sentence right there.

i feel like i should commit myself for kinda digging it

[Chrislit18]

Originally Posted by foxyluva

Since when is popularity an indicator of how good a band is?

its not. hence-the top most downloaded song altogether is that girl rihannas 'umbrella' [pronounced umber-ella when she sings], then some rap song ive never heard of
its just all about popularity.

but hey, Fleetwood Macs greatest hits album is the 88th top most downloaded rock album

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i feel like i should commit myself for kinda digging it

don't feel bad, girl. I like journey. We'll listen to it in YT lol

i love journey and i LOVE fm!

[Sarah]

Originally Posted by chiliD

That should carry a death sentence right there.

agreed.

i hear don't stop believing as a ringtone quite often too. in random places. it's almost like that ****ty-ass song is following me.

[dontlookdown]

Journey was really gross. Good for a laugh, but hideous music.
I know a reliable source who knows Chelsea and Mom and Pop. And according to what I've heard, Bill is a most excellent father.