American Idol: Season 6

[JazmenFlowers]

a couple of quick thoughts:

everyone, except Tony Bennett, sounded like **** on a stick. Kelly, Carrie, Jordin...all sounded off. I hear today that Kelly was sick...well, any vocal doctor or coach I know would say do NOT sing if you are sick...you'll damage your vocal cords. Kelly better watch it cause she will end up like Mariah and damage certain ranges and then be ****ed. I like her new song, but she won't be able to sing it live night after night. it was obvious that it hurt to hit some of those notes and I could hear just how it was hurting her throat. and why did she wear that second outfit? ewww. it was just gross.

note to Bette Midler...I love you girl, but if you're gonna take over Celine's spot at Caesar's, watch your AI performance and clean it up a bit. your most famous song and you cracked a few times. just be aware.

Jordin...from this day forward do not wear anything with an empire waist. ok?

Gwen...again, you are too long in the tooth to be singing about staying up til 4 in the morning doing anything. talking about wind it up and ****...bitch please. oh, and lip synching is not cool unless you're Britney Spears. well...even then it's not cool.

and I loved how Jordin's song at the end after she won was a carbon copy of her finale performance. she probably rehearsed the cracking voice and the little teardrop.

that's all for now, but I'm sure I'll think of more.