Storms Book by Carol Ann Harris

[The Catdancer]

Originally Posted by JunkFoodGenius

Not to add to the controversy, but I've always had this clear picture in my head of what that night was like.

Mick, John, Christine are listening to Lindsey. Stevie is in the background.

Lindsey: [Very quietly and stammering] And, uh...yeah, that...and that is why there is no way --
Stevie: Guys!
Lindsey: On god's green, green, green...mmm...green...ah...
Mick: Earth?
Lindsey: Ah, yeah! Sure!
Stevie: Hey! Guys! Look at me!
Lindsey: There, uh...there is no way on god's green earth that I...that I can tour.
Stevie: Guys, I'm TWIRLING! Are you seeing it? You're missing it!
John: Could you repeat that, Lindsey?
Stevie: Stop looking at Lindsey like you're going to kill him and look at me twirl!
Christine: Piss off!
Lindsey: [fearing the Pimp Hand of Christine]
Christine: Christ, Lindsey, not you. I'm trying to go through some shock, here.
Stevie: [comes to the group] Guys, I was doing something important and you missed it!
Mick: Stevie, Lindsey isn't going on tour.
Stevie: Uh uh!
Lindsey: I can't do it, Stevie.
Stevie: No! I won't let you!
John: How are you going to stop him, luv? Twirl back in time?
Stevie: [Begins to twirl furiously]
Mick: She's not really...?
Stevie: [singing] Twirling back in time...when you were mine...!
Christine: She's done this before. But it was to get out of a speeding ticket. Which was odd because I was the one who got the ticket in the first place.
John: Mick, you had a bloody camera throughout Japan...and not for this.
Lindsey: I, uh...I think I'm going to get out of here--
Stevie: I'VE ARRIVED! Lindsey, I'm here to save you! I am from the FUTURE and I am here to save you from a terrible mistake! [throws out hands, accidentally slapping Lindsey]
Lindsey: [Suddenly turns into stereotypical sassy black woman] Oh, bitch, I KNOW you just did not!

And thus began the altercation. And even though I was only seven and living in Idaho at the time, I have no doubt that my version is the most correctest.:

Disclaimer: Violence is never funny. Stay in school! Don't do drugs!

This isn't funny either