Gas Prices.... Completely Outrageous!!! How Much Are They Where You Are???

[Livia]

Texas is full of black gold...Texas tea...

(Everybody sing)

Well, the first thing ya know, Old Jed's a millionaire
The kinfolk said, "Jed, move away from there!"
Said, "California is the place ya oughta be!"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverlyyyyy
Hills...that is...swimmin' pools...movie stars.

Seriously, the Texas gulf coast is full of oil refineries - Hurricane Katrina took out a few, so that didn't help matters...