Sheryl Crow adopted a baby boy!

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by sparky

Oh, so I looked at Pip's have a drink with me thread.

I thought it was kinda cute. If I had been enjoying a beer or something I would have happily said hello to everyone. They seemed to be having fun.

you've just been sucked into their warped ways of thinking

[strandinthewind]

I like to drink to excess and go to a strip club and/or hire a few hookers when I wanna avoid reality.

I also own a lawn jockey.

Lord Child - I think I hit it on all levels

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I like to drink to excess and go to a strip club and/or hire a few hookers when I wanna avoid reality.

I also own a lawn jockey.

Lord Child - I think I hit it on all levels

just knowing you online has pretty much ruled out any career in politics i may have been considering

[sparky]

Originally Posted by carrie721

you've just been sucked into their warped ways of thinking

First you corrupt Deanna. Now me. Poor innocent little Sparky.

Ohh, the Sparkmanity!

[BlackWidow]

Still curious why Sheryl and Lance broke up...any theories?

[sparky]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I like to drink to excess and go to a strip club and/or hire a few hookers when I wanna avoid reality.

I also own a lawn jockey.

Lord Child - I think I hit it on all levels

I knew you were a drunk whore and a racist the first time I read one of your posts. Which is how I knew we would get along.

Now go marry Sheryl Crow so that little bastard child has a proper Big Daddy.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by sparky

First you corrupt Deanna. Now me. Poor innocent little Sparky.

Ohh, the Sparkmanity!

i can't be stopped. hide your children!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sparky

I knew you were a drunk whore and a racist the first time I read one of your posts. Which is how I knew we would get along.

Please do not leave out LARGE, LOUD, and BUSY

Originally Posted by sparky

Now go marry Sheryl Crow so that little bastard child has a proper Big Daddy.

Well, I've already got two old men's fortunes trying to support my vain, bigoted a$$ - - so, I might as well have her drop a few million my way

[sparky]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Please do not leave out LARGE, LOUD, and BUSY

I thought they were implied.

Well, I've already got two old men's fortunes trying to support my vain, bigoted a$$ - - so, I might as well have her drop a few million my way

Hell yes. And take the old men with. Y'all can play catch with the kid or something.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by markolas

Yeah, without a dad, who's to stop her from indoctrinating him into homosexuality and witchcraft?

Another keeper. I'm going to have to write these down.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by markolas

I'm sorry, I must be starting to snap. I just can't believe some of the opinions people have posted here lately...I mean what do you say to someone who says that certain people are not human and should be killed? I'm waiting for someone to start a "Jews control the planet" thread.

Time to break out the tinfoil hat:

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by sparky

But wait, don't Jews at least control the media? Them and the homos?

That's a two hatter!

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Rupert M.'s a Jew

Now, the Rothchild's and the global economy - there's a topic worth discussing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayer_A...hschild_family

We did that one eons ago. I think someone had the anti defamation league after us for a while.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i think sparky was doing a good job of it.

Do you ever just shut the fukc up? I mean even five minutes would make you more tolerable.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sparky

. . . Hell yes. And take the old men with. Y'all can play catch with the kid or something.

So I have to change THREE sets of diapers - no way