Lincoln Ne Cancelled For Tonight!

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by carrie721

me too.

get your ball face out of my face!!!!

why do you want my balls in your face? you know i don't like you like that.

[Sarah]

ugh, don't talk about balls.

where's that puking icon?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

why do you want my balls in your face? you know i don't like you like that.

so all that talk of vietnamese food meant nothing to you? i'm going to pick up the egg rolls and go home.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by carrie721

so all that talk of vietnamese food meant nothing to you? i'm going to pick up the egg rolls and go home.

and go hooooooooooooooooome...

you know i love you, just not in a ball faced kind of way.

[carrie721]

you misled me. that makes you a ball-faced liar.

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

this is going to keep me laughing for days.

you would be laughing for weeks if you would have heard David yell it into your ear.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by carrie721

you misled me. that makes you a ball-faced liar.

fine then. balls in yo' face 06/2007.

neverforget. ohtheballmanity.

[Sarah]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

neverforget. ohtheballmanity.

make a graphic. i dare you.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

fine then. balls in yo' face 06/2007.

neverforget. ohtheballmanity.

LOL.

ballmanity? spermanity? sackmanity?

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by Sarah

make a graphic. i dare you.

f that, i'm getting a tattoo.

[SortaSavageLike]

I can imagine the damage control teams at work already...

"Hello, is this the Walter Reed Army Medical Center? I'm Lindsey Buckingham's tour manager. You know that chick who goes over there every couple months to hand out Ipods and sings to the wounded soldiers? Yeah, Stevie Nicks. Well, I'd like to know if I could maybe set up a visit with her, uh, ex-boyfriend. Yes, her ex-boyfriend from like, 30 years ago. Actually, he plays guitar. Who? Yes, he's that guy who wrote Go Your Own Way. You see, he went and did a funny thing a couple days ago. He canceled one of his concerts and made a big fuss about it. He called the theater a, well, a... (whispers) "****ing ****hole." Woah, hold on there a minute! He's actually quite talented, but he has issues. No sir, unresolved issues. The kind we all have. Now hold on a minute, Lieutenant. Nobody can actually prove he tried to strangle her. Right. Okay. I wasn't really concerned about this at first, but it's terribly embarrassing, and the whole thing's on the front page of CNN. (pause) Scroll down a bit, it's under entertainment. Okay, there.

Look, I just want to give him something to do while the heat's down on him. This whole situation is bound to stir up some problems. Just half an hour with the patients. That's all he needs. Maybe even a quick photoshoot, a message on his website, all is forgiven. Can I do that?"

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

you would be laughing for weeks if you would have heard David yell it into your ear.

I doubt it.

Originally Posted by carrie721

LOL.


ballmanity? spermanity? sackmanity?

Sackmanity ftw

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

I doubt it.

oh, that's right, you would have been aroused. whackmanity!

[LINDSEY#1FAN]

Rococo staff and management were put off by his diva-like
behavior in declaring our beautiful facility a "f--king sh-thole"

That comment was great !!!!!!!!!!!! Never been there before, maybe it is????

[Lee]

Originally Posted by bikerchic

They're calling Lindsey a diva on CNN's ticker

Here the link:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

Lee