Too old?

GateandGarden · #1 03-31-2007, 11:58 PM

I met a guy today and I want to marry him. His name is Yusef Komunyakaa and he's a Pulitzer Prize-winning poet. My question is: is he too old for me? He'll be 60 this year. I'll be 25.

Here's a visual aid.

Ahhhhh.

goldustsongbird · #2 04-01-2007, 12:02 AM

What a dreamboat. But you know, since you posted that picture, you'll have competition. If you get calls in the middle of the night from strange girls (or even guys), don't be surprised.

GateandGarden · #3 04-01-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

What a dreamboat. But you know, since you posted that picture, you'll have competition. If you get calls in the middle of the night from strange girls (or even guys), don't be surprised.

And that's another thing...I'm under the impression that he's gay, but I'm not sure. And the internet won't tell me!!!11!!1!!1!!!1 There are so many reasons that our relationship could fail.

Seriously though, he's hot. He's really hot in person.

xdreamsunwindx · #4 04-01-2007, 12:05 AM

Age ain't nothin' but a number. S'all I'm sayin'.

GateandGarden · #5 04-01-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

Age ain't nothin' but a number. S'all I'm sayin'.

Aw, thanks! I think ~~I'll take off my cape for him.~~

Für Elise · #6 04-01-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

Age ain't nothin' but a number. S'all I'm sayin'.

exactly! and isn't lindsey getting close to 60 and he has all these threads about how hot he is. i think paul mccartney is still hot and he's 64

carrie721 · #7 04-01-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Aw, thanks! I think ~~I'll take off my cape for him.~~

but will you let down your hair for him?

goldustsongbird · #8 04-01-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

And that's another thing...I'm under the impression that he's gay, but I'm not sure. And the internet won't tell me!!!11!!1!!1!!!1 There are so many reasons that our relationship could fail.

Seriously though, he's hot. He's really hot in person.

You could try going through his wallet when he's not looking? Or um... I don't know. Usually my gaydar is awesome, but I've gotta be around the person. Could you buy him a plane ticket to Canada?

GateandGarden · #9 04-01-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Für Elise

...i think paul mccartney is still hot and he's 64

Do you still need him? Do you still feed him?

Für Elise · #10 04-01-2007, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Do you still need him? Do you still feed him?

aww i wish i could. back in the 90s i was in a cafe in devon and there was a guy at the back reading a paper and holding it up high and when he turned the pages i saw it was paul! omg.

GateandGarden · #11 04-01-2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Für Elise

aww i wish i could. back in the 90s i was in a cafe in devon and there was a guy at the back reading a paper and holding it up high and when he turned the pages i saw it was paul! omg.

Oh, that's really cool! All I can claim is that my parents saw him live.

The Tower · #12 04-01-2007, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I met a guy today and I want to marry him. His name is Yusef Komunyakaa and he's a Pulitzer Prize-winning poet. My question is: is he too old for me? He'll be 60 this year. I'll be 25.

Here's a visual aid.

Ahhhhh.

Step one: get off the crack.

Step two: remember, ya gotta get off the crack.

Step three: fuc k ing A woman, get off drugs................

The Tower · #13 04-01-2007, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

Sometimes I ask myself the same question about Morrissey. He is thicker now, but he's still Morrissey.

See, the secret about Morrissey is that he is gay and he is in love with intellectual men.

Jocks need not apply.

P.S.- Morrissey is really, really, really hot.