Formerly half-ton man can leave house at last

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

Yeah, and they were bathing him and stuff. This was literally a south of the border Jabba situation.

Jabbito.

I would have been like "get up and bathe yourself, ******!" about 600 pounds ago. I would have made him start hunting his own food, come to think of it. With a bow. On skates. In the jungle. Riding a panther. With 3 legs.

No kidding. It would be like. "Listen Bitch, you're getting this soup and a salad and yer gonna like it." There'd be locks on the cabinets.