The official so what the hell is your real first name anyway? Thread!

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My first name? William.

Chuck is my nickname, from my middle name which I hate and shan't type.

It's rarely fun being a Chuck: woodchuck, ground chuck, upchuck, and that damn Ricky Lee Jones song - you know the one.

The only thing really cool about being a Chuck is the Alphabet Game:

Chuck chuck bo buck banana fanna fo ****...