the official festivus poll (GET IT????????)

[carrie721]

get it? it's a PUN.

if you had to make up a holiday and the corresponding traditions, what would it be and what would you do?

i think i would have one day a year where i celebrate my dogs' birthdays, since i don't know when they were born. we'd put up a giant fire hydrant (even though my dogs are girls) and we'd hang milkbones on it.

oh, edit: props to homermcvie for inspiring this thread title.