I can't believe..... - Page 2

estranged4life · #16 02-16-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rbs3676

I can't believe Paula Abdul swears she hasnt ever been drunk.

rbs

at Brookhaven in Tulsa, Oklahoma knows she drinks. I think she needs to go back and check herself in again.

BlackWidow · #17 02-16-2007, 08:55 PM

...Anna Nicole Smith died.

AliceLover · #18 02-16-2007, 11:04 PM

I can't believe I have gained 10 pounds since my last physical....

ryan8472 · #19 02-16-2007, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

That's what she said.

Sorry...

LikeAWillow · #20 02-16-2007, 11:22 PM

I can't believe that an article I wrote for my school paper (Feb issue came out today) has the superintendent of my district looking into policy and curriculum changes already.

I can't believe how annoying my waiter at the Outback was tonight.

I can't believe that it's 11:30 at night and I'm on the Ledge.

well, maybe I can believe that one

ryan8472 · #21 02-16-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

I can't believe how annoying my waiter at the Outback was tonight.

Oh god, aren't their waiters obnoxious sometimes? What is it about Outback? One time I almost got into a fight with one over noodles.

amber · #22 02-16-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Oh god, aren't their waiters obnoxious sometimes? What is it about Outback? One time I almost got into a fight with one over noodles.

Noodles are very important.

LikeAWillow · #23 02-16-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Oh god, aren't their waiters obnoxious sometimes? What is it about Outback? One time I almost got into a fight with one over noodles.

I was ready to scream. There's acting friendly and then there's acting like you just fell out of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood. The guy told us not only his family history (Mama Disensario would never let us eat our pasta with forks because back when Papa Disensario was a boy...) but he also let us know just how thrilled he was that he had the chance to be our waiter...three times.

ryan8472 · #24 02-16-2007, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

I was ready to scream. There's acting friendly and then there's acting like you just fell out of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood. The guy told us not only his family history (Mama Disensario would never let us eat our pasta with forks because back when Papa Disensario was a boy...) but he also let us know just how thrilled he was that he had the chance to be our waiter...three times.

-__________- I'm sorry for you.

All that has to be said about my experience is that the words "I don't care, I just want THE ****ING NOODLES, OKAY?!" were uttered.

LikeAWillow · #25 02-16-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

-__________- I'm sorry for you.

All that has to be said about my experience is that the words "I don't care, I just want THE ****ING NOODLES, OKAY?!" were uttered.

I think obnoxious is high among the list of characteristics they want in employees. Oh and tonight's waiter was also the type who felt the need to correct you if you didn't use the "correct" term for your order. I wanted fries, I ordered fries. "Oh, you mean the Aussie Chips?"

No, I didn't mean the Aussie Chips. I've known my dear friend Lux long enough to know what chips are in Australia and Outback's french fries do not qualify. Kthankxbye.

amber · #26 02-16-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by buckymcnix

damn right it is
my two aunts overheard . . .

Aunt Number 1: "Ziti??? Who serves ziti with this kind of sauce."

Aunt Number 2: "Hello!! Ever heard of PENNE!"

Shoot. I don't know what Ziti is.

I can't imagine the situation, though. Like, all these people getting het up about their pasta at once...

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Originally Posted by wellwelllikeawillow, Icanbeyend

I was ready to scream. There's acting friendly and then there's acting like you just fell out of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood. The guy told us not only his family history (Mama Disensario would never let us eat our pasta with forks because back when Papa Disensario was a boy...) but he also let us know just how thrilled he was that he had the chance to be our waiter...three times.

Did I ever tell you the pointless story about how I wasn't allowed to eat spaghetti with a fork? Because you have to eat it with a fork and spoon. And you may get grounded if you cut it. Just saying. Oh, and I'm so thrilled to be your ledge waiter this evening...

Seriously, my mom would get disgusted and *possibly* leave the table if I cut my spaghetti, instead of twirling it against my spoon with my fork. When Mama Vicario was a girl, blah blah blah blah!

So, apparently, this whole fork/noodle thing is very real if you are Italian. I've heard weird rules about Rigatoni and meatballs and pepperoni, too. For fricks sake, it's all just pasta, greasy meat, and cheese. How exact could it be? lol.

But seriously, I hate overly communicative waiters. Next time you should probably pop a cap in his as*.

ryan8472 · #27 02-16-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

I think obnoxious is high among the list of characteristics they want in employees. Oh and tonight's waiter was also the type who felt the need to correct you if you didn't use the "correct" term for your order. I wanted fries, I ordered fries. "Oh, you mean the Aussie Chips?"

No, I didn't mean the Aussie Chips. I've known my dear friend Lux long enough to know what chips are in Australia and Outback's french fries do not qualify. Kthankxbye.

The chips thing kind of chaps my ass. But I forgive them by remembering 'The Bloomin' Onion.' Nothing more delicious has been set in front of me than that which smells so bad.

LikeAWillow · #28 02-16-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by "always be ambah"

But seriously, I hate overly communicative waiters. Next time you should probably pop a cap in his as*.

That was pretty much my plan, the only problem is I think he might have an informative story for me on just how I should go about it. If it got to that, I might have to pop a cap in myself first to end the misery.