What are you doing right now?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

of my older brothers girlfriend years ago, She called one 'in the mood' and proceeded for the next 20-30 minutes to tell all the stuff she was wanting to do (And was doing ) until I ask her "do you want to talk to Geary?". She thought I was joking...Obviously I wasnt.

Omigod, you are a BRAT!

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

of my older brothers girlfriend years ago, She called one 'in the mood' and proceeded for the next 20-30 minutes to tell all the stuff she was wanting to do (And was doing ) until I ask her "do you want to talk to Geary?". She thought I was joking...Obviously I wasnt.

kinky.

[BTFLCHLD]

A co-worker just gave me tickets to see Etta James!

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

A co-worker just gave me tickets to see Etta James!

really?! I would love to see her. when's the concert?

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

really?! I would love to see her. when's the concert?

yes, really!
San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino, Highland, CA
Thu, Mar 15, 2007

[skcin]

Originally Posted by carrie721

right now i am recovering from my snow extravaganza. decided (stupidly) to leave my house (the house i'm dogsitting at, actually) to go see my mother and get my mail, and realized that even tho we've gotten tons and tons and tons of snow, nothing has been plowed! i got stuck in the snow twice on the way over there (a 2.5 mile drive ). then when i got home, maya wanted to play in the snow. so we went in the back yard for a bit and i threw the ball for her and ended up slipping and falling on my back (i'm praying this doesn't f up my sciatic nerve again), getting covered in snow, and then maya ran over, jumped over me, sprinkling snow all over me from above as well. i left, and it took me 5 minutes to get out of where i was parked. finally got stuck again in the driveway - had to shovel my way to the garage. for about 15 seconds i didn't give a **** about global warming and thought "wouldn't it be nice to have a mf'ing snow blower?"

Dude. Maybe you shouldn't leave the house anymore. It's obviously way too dangerous out there for you.

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Men gotta understand that we have to wipe both sides. There's no shaking it dry when you're a lady. And you need a nice thick pad of paper between your hand and your... stuff. You know? Can't risk actual contact.

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

It's the truth though. Women have to wipe after number 1, not just after number 2.

Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

Just teasing. Your little fluffs appreciate the stuff you got for them. They would order their own stuff, but they don't have credit cards!

I swear to God, for a minute, I didn't think you were talking about her cats, Jim.

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

They're cute, but not particularly rewarding pets. Sort of a hands off, just observe kind of pet, like fish, only not. Their skin produces a mild toxin, so it's not advisable to handle them if you can help it.

Not a whole lot of cuddling then, I guess.

[danax6]

Watching soccer, Ajax - Werder Bremen, and throwing rocks at the tv screen.

[estranged4life]

Having my 'daughter' Missy (One of the2 kittens I bottle fed around the clock for 3 weeks in July 2005) lay in my lap and purr as loud as possible...

Damned she is one spoiled cat.

[xdreamsunwindx]

I'm currently freezing my nads off.

Hahaha. Nads.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Omigod, you are a BRAT!

I was just a 12 year old who 'innocently' answered his telephone.

Gearys' girlfriend Nadine thought I was Geary since we sound identical on the phone (Still do till this day).

Geary was in the background laughing his ass off as Nadine went on-and-on with her sexual diatribe and I sat holding the phone without saying a word, He 'bout pissed himself from laughter when I finally asked Nadine if she wanted to talk to him.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

"I am the great Cornholio, I have no bunghole...I need TP for my bunghole"

"Fire, fire, fire, yeah, yeah, yeah"

"Boing!!!!"

[xdreamsunwindx]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

"I am the great Cornholio, I have no bunghole...I need TP for my bunghole"

"Fire, fire, fire, yeah, yeah, yeah"

"Boing!!!!"

DAMMIT, BEAVIS!

Best.show.ever.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

DAMMIT, BEAVIS!

Best.show.ever.

seeing it the very first time EmptyVee (Formerly MTV) showed it back in the 90's - that episode had Beavis & Butthead playing baseball, but using frogs as the balls - I nearly **** myself with laughter at that...

Been a fan ever since.

I can do a great Beavis impersonation...As Eric Cartman once said "That show corrupted my poor little mind".

[danax6]

Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

DAMMIT, BEAVIS!

Best.show.ever.

Preach it.

I so miss it, I wish MTV would bring it back.

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

I used to LOVE Beavis and Butthead...but I recently watch an episode on YouTube and didn't find it as funny anymore