Patience

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

haha, no joke. unfortunately, there's nothing the cashiers can do, so i try not to say **** to them, unless it's in a conspiratorial way, like, "can you believe what a douchebag that dude was?"

Well, it's RIDICULOUS that this paper check writer slows down MANKIND!
Hey grandma, see that LINE behind you? Join the 21st century!!!!

YES, another one. Have you seen the old ladies, that HAVE to count out the change, to the exact penny, and it takes them like two minutes!!!! Hey Grandma!!!! We're ALL waiting, on your Godd*mned fukcing pennies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by carrie721

oh hell yeah. i've gotten to the point that i am a shameless tailgater, and i don't even care anymore. if you're not going to go 9 over, get in the right lane.

I've become, in the past five years, quite possibly the angriest driver in the U.S.
If there's a string of traffic behind you....for god's sake, I beg of you, with my dying fukcing breath, "pull the fukc over" Please Geezus, "pull the fukc over"!

Originally Posted by carrie721

another thing i have no patience for as a passenger (my mother does this): she gets behind someone in the right lane who's going, say, 52, and bitches about it for 5 miles even though there's no one in the passing land. that's what it's THERE for!

Humans seem to miss the logic of the passing lane. How dumb are they?