Koo koo ka choo, Mr. Robertson

[becca]

We used to have to watch the 700 Club in class at a religious flake school I went to for a couple of years. I swear even twenty years ago those people spent more money on instructional cassette tapes and motivational message stickers than Amway sales people! One day there was a hurricane that Mr. Robertson and television satellite family prayed to have turned away from Virginia Beach and toward the sinful New York City. Man, did they do a church lady superior dance on that wacked out thing. I was already told I was possesed by then for making my teacher cry when I heckled a religious singer on the same show earlier.

Let's hope this kind of stuff stays funny, but geez is it sad in so many ways too! And I'm Canadian... how much weirder have things been down south??? I do not understand how the whole 'Christian media industry' thing has come from a collection of ancient writings. They have their own books nobody else buys, their own CDs, their own tv and radio stations, THEIR OWN FLOOR CLEANER, where do they rejoin the rest of society and get a bit of fresh air and perspective on things? Most Christians are not show-off egomaniacs who proclaim themselves saved and direct messengers of God like this, just as most Muslims are not psychotic hate-filled future human bombs. I'd say this guy is going senile except I know he has pretty much been like this for a long time now.

God bless everyone who has a brain and some humility, and protect us all from fanatics.