The worst Amazon.com reviewer

SortaSavageLike · #1 12-18-2006, 10:51 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry, but either way, you won't have much of a brain left after reading this guy's reviews.

http://tinyurl.com/ufpzc

I probably wouldn't have noticed him until he said that Das Boot was American made, glorified the Nazis, was "horribly acted", and inferior to U-571.

cliffdweller · #2 12-18-2006, 12:59 PM

I laughed more than I cried. Well, I'll give this kid one thing: he's right about The Song Remains The Same (barring all of the grammatical errors and poor word choices in the review). That stuff at the end about rap was pretty funny, mainly because it was so ignorant, ridiculous and wrong-headed.

Thanks for posting!

SortaSavageLike · #3 12-18-2006, 02:16 PM

I want to crack this guys skull with a book.

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Books suck, books dont make you laugh, cry, think, fear, or give you action. Movies will always be better then books, no matter what, because books are words, movies are fun. This movie is the best drama ever, it made me cry and im a dude, nuff said. Great performances, great story, great drama, great movie, forget books, incase you haven't noticed the academy doesn't give the books the oscar for screenplay, movies are based on books, they arent made from books, anyone who doesnt like a movie because it wasnt like the book is a MORON, movies are not books, movies are entertainment, not punishment.

****tard.

ryan8472 · #4 12-18-2006, 02:36 PM

LMFAO ^^^^^

Movies are entertainment, not punishment.

DrummerDeanna · #5 12-18-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Movies are entertainment, not punishment.

He obviously didn't sit through Glitter.

mikeschmike · #6 12-18-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

He obviously didn't sit through Glitter.

did you???

DrummerDeanna · #7 12-18-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

did you???

Honestly I did try...and then had to turn it off...just no. Of course I also have a bit of an aversion to Mariah

carrie721 · #8 12-18-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Honestly I did try...and then had to turn it off...just no. Of course I also have a bit of an aversion to Mariah

"a bit"?

michelle2677 · #9 12-18-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike

did you???

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Honestly I did try...and then had to turn it off...just no. Of course I also have a bit of an aversion to Mariah

I never even rented it, saw it at the theater (did it even COME to the theater??) or watched it on tv. I had no desire. And I'm not even the "mariah-hater" you are...