Newscope - Lindsey Lohan as Stevie Nicks (astrology)

[sparky]

I think someone, somewhere, could come up with an astrological chart that says I could play Stevie too.

Let's just make it easy on them.

Jazzy is Stevie.

Jannie C is Robin.

MDC(Nixxed) is John.

Brandon is Lindsey.

Towie is Mick (for height and when Mick was semi hot for five minutes in 1977)

Paula is Christine.

AMber is Judy Wong.

Strand is the coke dealer.

Livia gets a featured cameo as Linda Ronstadt (when she was HOT, folks) for a spectacular catfight that may or may not have happened in the women's bathroom of The Roxy in 1978)

Ethan is Chris Nicks.

Okay, the casting is done. Someone send me my check.

Oh, and BTW, the deal is off if I can't play Don Henley.

All other parts are negligible.