Anyone want to join me for a glass of wine? - Page 13

amber · #**181** 12-03-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ragandbone

Oh yes, I do that too, in the early stages of drunk. In fact, when I cocktailed, I used to depend on that careening to help me weave through the crowd.

Twins! Besides, I actually enjoy careening through crowds. It's like a fun sport. For city people who don't get to play many sports. Were you there at Blakes when I knocked the glass of red wine out of the waiter's hand? Yeah. I think I was going about 5 mph.

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Originally Posted by ragandbone

So in keeping with the original invite, I am now sipping Port wine because the toddy was too much work.

Yeah. Um, what the hell is a toddy, anyway? I'm not drinking. I mean, actively not drinking. Until next weekend, when slutty friend comes to town.

DrummerDeanna · #**182** 12-03-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

a little mary jane before an Xmas party and then 2 bottles of Japanese wine...then out to a dance club where I swore my hair was glowing. picture it. yep...I am now the talk of the town.

Oh Good Lord...The SICKEST I've EVER been in my life was thanks to Mary Jane and red wine....how the hell did you do that and stay standing (and consious)

Picture it - a small apartment, the night before Thanksgiving 2001. My best friend and I decide to drink some cheap red wine. So we do - two bottles. Then we decide...HEY! Lets get stoned....so we go to a friend's apartment (across the street) to get a doob.

We smoke it.

The MINUTE it's done I feel like I'm about to die....I have never been so violently ill in my life.....

She just laid on the floor and laughed at the ceiling - her violently ill moments came the following morning.....

*shudder*

The next day - Thanksgiving...I'm at my grandparents...and feeling like HELL...I told my mom it was a bug...so my mom and grandma are all "aww...lie down" etc...my grandpa? He keeps saying stuff like, "Oh quit making a fuss - she's hungover..."

Gramps knows what's up.

amber · #**183** 12-03-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

a little mary jane before an Xmas party and then 2 bottles of Japanese wine...then out to a dance club where I swore my hair was glowing. picture it. yep...I am now the talk of the town.

Did you say...Mary Jane?

Oh, to be a fly on your pants....

carrie721 · #**184** 12-03-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

****..how drunk WERE you!?!

holy crap, i just realized what you called me.

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Originally Posted by ragandbone

Hey let's say they were all too drunk to pay attention to, or remember your antics.

that's a nice spin. i'm going with that!

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

a little mary jane before an Xmas party and then 2 bottles of Japanese wine...then out to a dance club where I swore my hair was glowing. picture it. yep...I am now the talk of the town.

i've never had a good mj experience. sounds fun, tho!

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Originally Posted by amber

You are totally missing out, buzzed rollerblading is sooo fun. Like flying. I live at the bottom of a gently sloped hill.
How else am I supposed to get to and from? Okay, the rollerblade thing was probably on the way back from the store, if you catch my drift.
I know, isn't that weird you can get bike DUI's?
I can't believe you hit on a boy.

ok, well first i have to get comfortable with rollerblading sober. then i'll work on doing it drunk ...

and me neither! he did have long eyelashes and a fabulous ghetto booty, tho.

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I'm guessing it involved vodka, sequins, and Jazzy waking up covered in mud, while the cd player played the theme song to Full House.

irishgrl · #**185** 12-03-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

You are totally missing out, buzzed rollerblading is sooo fun. Like flying. I live at the bottom of a gently sloped hill.
How else am I supposed to get to and from? Okay, the rollerblade thing was probably on the way back from the store, if you catch my drift.
I know, isn't that weird you can get bike DUI's?
I can't believe you hit on a boy.

you mean a time different from the time you pissed off a whole carload of drunk black chicks and made comments about the car their drug money bought?

JazmenFlowers · #**186** 12-03-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ragandbone

You were so lit your hair glowed!

absolutely

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Oh Good Lord...

I basically became everyone's best friend...including my own. I was totally a genius and made up my own words. next thing I know I'm center stage singing and dancing to My Love by Mr. Timberlake and some scruffy dude asks me where to get the coke...

amber · #**187** 12-03-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

holy crap, i just realized what you called me.

that's a nice spin. i'm going with that!

i've never had a good mj experience. sounds fun, tho!

ok, well first i have to get comfortable with rollerblading sober. then i'll work on doing it drunk ...

and me neither! he did have long eyelashes and a fabulous ghetto booty, tho.

So basically you hit on a girl...wait, was I in Ohio that week? Cause that sounds like me.

DrummerDeanna · #**188** 12-03-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

absolutely

I basically became everyone's best friend...including my own. I was totally a genius and made up my own words. next thing I know I'm center stage singing and dancing to My Love by Mr. Timberlake and some scruffy dude asks me where to get the coke...

OMG....Jason - you gotta come to the Ledgie Drunkfest lol...you can be the entertainment...

carrie721 · #**189** 12-03-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

So basically you hit on a girl...wait, was I in Ohio that week? Cause that sounds like me.

well ...

do you have a penis? if so, it coulda been you!

JazmenFlowers · #**190** 12-03-2006, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

OMG....Jason - you gotta come to the Ledgie Drunkfest lol...you can be the entertainment...

I know, right?

irishgrl · #**191** 12-03-2006, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

well ...

do you have a penis? if so, it coulda been you!

Eureka! I think she's got it!

amber · #**192** 12-03-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

well ...

do you have a penis? if so, it coulda been you!

*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

ragandbone · #**193** 12-03-2006, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Twins! Besides, I actually enjoy careening through crowds. It's like a fun sport. For city people who don't get to play many sports. Were you there at Blakes when I knocked the glass of red wine out of the waiter's hand? Yeah. I think I was going about 5 mph.

Yeah. Um, what the hell is a toddy, anyway? I'm not drinking. I mean, actively not drinking. Until next weekend, when slutty friend comes to town.

Alas,I missed the flying wine at Blake's. I once had a gesticulating drunk guy knock 3 trays (in a row) of mudslides out of my arms!

So, a toddy is often brandy, or could be whiskey, with some hot water and sugar, and a twist of lemon, and maybe a cinnamon stick, or nutmeg.

DrummerDeanna · #**194** 12-03-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I know, right?

Of course it's beginning to look like I'm the resident lightweight who can't do shots and can't hold wine and doob....

Hey Mary--did you find those barf bags...I'm gonna need 'em

ontheEdgeof17 · #**195** 12-03-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

well ...

do you have a penis? if so, it coulda been you!

I'm offended. Amber is all woman.

except for having a penis. teehee.