Happy Birthday Jason/strandinthewind!!!

[ragandbone]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Okay - not only have I done that in the privacy of my own home, but I was alone

Alone, in tequila-soaked mink?

Sorry I missed your day—I have been gone in LA.

Today, I will drink tequila, and wear a boa in your honor.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by skcin

When Mark was in Thailand for the Navy, he went to a strip club where a chick shot a dart out of her vajayjay & popped a balloon with it. Now that's talent.

oh...my god. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight!!!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

oh...my god. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight!!!

Then I've done my job. Seriously though, so disturbing that I remember this 12 years after he's been out of the service. There were acts with Coca Cola & razor blades too.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by skcin

Then I've done my job. Seriously though, so disturbing that I remember this 12 years after he's been out of the service. There were acts with Coca Cola & razor blades too.

well..I can't imagine you would ever get that image out of your head. and now I won't. Thank god there are no pictures involved...:raying...please no pics...please no pics::

I'm almost scared to ask about coca cola and razor blades....

[skcin]

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No.

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.


I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by skcin

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No.

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.
I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro.

and control!!!

yes...I'm sure he appreciates it too!!!

[shackin'up]

Bonne Fête Ã* toi
Bonne Fête Ã* toi
Bonne Fête
Bonne Fête
Bonne Fête Ã* toi

[strandinthewind]

Merci Gerald!!!!

And - Paula - I LOVE you for that visual!!!!

It reminds me of the oriental mail order bride in "Priscilla - Queen of the Desert" who shot like 40 ping pong balls out of her twat (or a$$ as it was not very clear) while performing a strip tease - good times

[mikeschmike]

it must be vagina day around here. ping pong shooters, brit brit's meat curtains, all of that discussion on the l word...damn.

[markolas]

My friend Ryan went to "witch camp" a few years ago, and there was a woman there who did paintings of butterflies with her....you guessed it.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by markolas

My friend Ryan went to "witch camp" a few years ago, and there was a woman there who did paintings of butterflies with her....you guessed it.

I need to meet her and compare notes

Also - pics of the night before and then, the scowling one, of the party - note my shirt reminds me of an ice cream Push Up

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by skcin

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No.

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.


I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro.

I just puked a little....

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sara1998

I just puked a little....

Imagine the caffeine and sugar rush

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

the scowling one, of the party

You weren't quite as hungry for that steak afterall, eh?

Where the F are all the pics of the strippers, Strand????
That's what we really want to see!!!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

You weren't quite as hungry for that steak afterall, eh?

Where the F are all the pics of the strippers, Strand????
That's what we really want to see!!!

With or without me onstage!!!!!!!