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Old 11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
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With my top dildo, you mean.

I fell down the stairs, a broken dildo.... (imagine going into the ER with that one?)
I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:39 PM
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I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
A broken peni... ROTFLMAO!!! I'm sorry, but I'm crying over here.... this is hilarious... And just how do you break a penis?
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:39 PM
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I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
I can only imagine. lol.

I win.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:52 PM
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And just how do you break a penis?
Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
I'll try to remember that.
So, I'm dying to know....
.... do you put a brace on them???

How do you fix a broken penis?
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:57 PM
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How do you fix a broken penis?
Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off.
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Old 11-15-2006, 10:00 PM
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Oh oh....I have a great one....I posted this awhile back in a perverted thread in the Stevie Forum......a Lindsey song:


You Either Dil"do" or You Don't
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Yes. It does happen.
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Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so glad i never have to deal with those things. omfg.

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Old 11-15-2006, 10:01 PM
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Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off.
WOW. (asks self if I really want to go into nursing....)
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Now there you again you say ..you want your dildo
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I've seen them repaired and completely cut off.
.......EW!
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:07 AM
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..and sometimes they ask her about the dildo's in her life..and she says."as difficult as it has been..they are all poets..yet they are priests of nothing..but they are legends..poets..dildos..priests of nothing"
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Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
yep. tis true. and a lot more common than you think. flacid you're pretty safe, but erect...you bettah be careful. they even talked about this on The View a couple weeks ago.
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:53 AM
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yep. tis true. and a lot more common than you think. flacid you're pretty safe, but erect...you bettah be careful. they even talked about this on The View a couple weeks ago.
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see what you started..ya dildo??
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Old 11-16-2006, 09:57 AM
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Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
speaking of which. here's something I've never understood. you know how in porn they slap the erection to make it "bounce" - you know? now what in da hell is dat 4? dat make no effin sense.
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