reese & ryan to divorce~

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

ok, ok. I'll fess up. I am the cause of this breakup. I tried to get Ryan to return to his family. but he just kept saying he was assmatized (similar to dickmatized). I do feel just turrible.

at least now we can start living our life together in the sunlight and not in the back alleys of West Hollywood.

..somehow I knew you were at the root of this!!!

Take Ryan to Vegas....that bitch has bank!!!

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by desertangel

This is sad. They were cute togther, in a 1950s kind of way. Ryan is hot. I dated a guy that looked sorta like him. heh..he turned out to be a dick too.

The really hot ones usually are.

[gldstwmn]

I'm so bummed about this. Doesn't anything last anymore? They were a really cute couple.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by BlackWidow

Well..the "real shocker" will be Britney & K-Fed....

Funny thing is, they'll probably be married for like fifty years and end up with eight kids or something.

[DavidMn]

Several years? Thats a record for a hollywood marriage!