Don't you know who I am? - Page 2

ELIUD · #16 10-26-2006, 05:21 PM

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^^^
reminds me of the story where a princess gets on a plane and her obviously gay steward asks her to put up her tray for take off. he asks repeatedly and she declines. finally she says "Don't you know who I am?" and he says "No, sorry I don't."

she says "I'm a princess."

he says "Well, I'm a queen, bitch, so I outrank you. now put your damn tray up!"

Oh just admit that was you on the plane.

BlackWidow · #17 10-26-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ELIUD

Oh just admit that was you on the plane.

.............aaaaaaaaaaaand SNAP!

JazmenFlowers · #18 10-26-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ELIUD

Oh just admit that was you on the plane.

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Originally Posted by BlackWidow

.............aaaaaaaaaaaand SNAP!

why all the snapping? I wasn't read or anything.

BlackWidow · #19 10-26-2006, 06:36 PM

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why all the snapping? I wasn't read or anything.

consider yourself read.

Neb-Maat-Re · #20 10-26-2006, 08:45 PM

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My friend Bob, a realtor, was going door to door once in the richest Dallas neighborhood attempting to pass out his card to potential sellers when the woman of the house answered the door. After he introduced himself and presented his card she asked him, completely aghast "Do you know who I am?". He had no idea, but her maid came running to the door just then and Bob said to her "you better help this lady out, she doesn't know who she is." I thought that was pretty damn funny.

There was a story that when Ronnie Ray-gun first ran for Governor of California he was door knocking. He knocked on the one door, and when the guy answered his wife screamed out, "Who is it?"

Ronnie asked "I'm running for Governor. Don't you know who I am?" - "No", came the reply.

"I used to be in the movies" - "Sorry".

"My wife was in the movies, too" - "Still nothing".

"My initials are 'R R'" - "Hey Honey, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans are running for Governor".

irishgrl · #21 10-26-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Neb-Maat-Re

There was a story that when Ronnie Ray-gun first ran for Governor of California he was door knocking. He knocked on the one door, and when the guy answered his wife screamed out, "Who is it?"

Ronnie asked "I'm running for Governor. Don't you know who I am?" - "No", came the reply.

"I used to be in the movies" - "Sorry".

"My wife was in the movies, too" - "Still nothing".

"My initials are 'R R'" - "Hey Honey, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans are running for Governor".

I think Trigger would have made a better Governor.

CreepingDeath · #22 10-26-2006, 11:03 PM

I've worked at a few different places on the Las Vegas strip and have had my fair share of pretentious "celebrities". You expect someone like Barbara Streisand to be extremely unpleasant but Rachael Ray? Bitch, please.

goldustsongbird · #23 10-27-2006, 01:14 AM

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I've worked at a few different places on the Las Vegas strip and have had my fair share of pretentious "celebrities". You expect someone like Barbara Streisand to be extremely unpleasant but Rachael Ray? Bitch, please.

*snort* The Raytard was a bitch? That's funny. I could see that, I guess...
Is her voice as annoying and obnoxious in real life as it is on TV?

JunkFoodGenius · #24 10-27-2006, 01:40 AM

My few retail celebrity encounters have been nice. My favorite was Ben Kingsley - he was shopping for Halloween stuff at the store I worked at and didn't bring in his ID. The clerk didn't want to sell him the stuff. What was hysterical was that the store was owned by a Hindu family from India. The guy couldn't have been nicer and never said, "I played Gandhi, people!" (I wanted to, but that might not have gone over well.)

JazmenFlowers · #25 10-27-2006, 08:44 AM

well get a load of this. my heart is broken. the love of my life, Paula Deen, is in town tomorrow to sign her new cookbook. they have listed rules in the paper. no personal autographs or pictures.

why the f*ck not?! I mean, this woman has made it b/c of her fans. she was scraping by...ok, not going to give the whole story...but she should welcome anything. all you get is her signing her name in her book and that's only for the first 500. bull****.

BlackWidow · #26 10-27-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CreepingDeath

I've worked at a few different places on the Las Vegas strip and have had my fair share of pretentious "celebrities". You expect someone like Barbara Streisand to be extremely unpleasant but Rachael Ray? Bitch, please.

I was born and raised in Vegas..went to UNLV.

carrie721 · #27 10-27-2006, 10:51 AM

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well get a load of this. my heart is broken. the love of my life, Paula Deen, is in town tomorrow to sign her new cookbook. they have listed rules in the paper. no personal autographs or pictures.

why the f*ck not?! I mean, this woman has made it b/c of her fans. she was scraping by...ok, not going to give the whole story...but she should welcome anything. all you get is her signing her name in her book and that's only for the first 500. bull****.

plz! like PD can afford to be an mfing diva ... honestly.

SuzeQuze · #28 10-27-2006, 11:04 AM

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plz! like PD can afford to be an mfing diva ... honestly.

I don't even know who she is! And I call myself a foodie.

Aisling · #29 10-27-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CreepingDeath

I've worked at a few different places on the Las Vegas strip and have had my fair share of pretentious "celebrities". You expect someone like Barbara Streisand to be extremely unpleasant but Rachael Ray? Bitch, please.

i've heard this many times, from people in the biz and out. she is especially rude to women. inferiority complex much? she needs to check it before she wrecks her career.

hayley · #30 10-27-2006, 11:11 AM

I've met a lot of famous people because of my job. More often than not, they're totally cool (last week Tyrese sat down on my desk to show me pictures of the new Transformers from the movie next summer on his Sidekick!). I think it's really hilarious that the absolute rudest, bitchiest, most entitled people I've met in four years of this are the members of the most popular female gospel group in the country.