Your mama

skcin · #1 10-19-2006, 01:17 PM

I hope nobody gets offended if I start this thread. It's all in good fun, not trying to put down people who are short, overweight, unintelligent, or whatever. But "your mama" jokes crack me up - I can't help it! They're just so ridiculously stupid. Please add any good ones you've heard. I'm readily admitting that I stole all of mine from my Ryan.

Your mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Your mama's so short that when she sits on the curb, her feet dangle over the edge.

Your mama's so skinny, she uses a Cheerio for a life preserver.

ontheEdgeof17 · #2 10-19-2006, 01:20 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat via telephone.

skcin · #3 10-19-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat via telephone.

Your mama's so short, she can do back flips under the bed.

xdreamsunwindx · #4 10-19-2006, 01:31 PM

Please tell me I'm not the only person who watches the "yo mama" show on MTV. That show r00lz.

skcin · #5 10-19-2006, 01:33 PM

^ Actually, I don't like it. I should, but I don't for some reason.

ryan8472 · #6 10-19-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

Please tell me I'm not the only person who watches the "yo mama" show on MTV. That show r00lz.

I love to hate that show. Some of them are REALLY funny though.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "Hey! Kool Aid!" -_-

skcin · #7 10-19-2006, 01:37 PM

^ Dude, I wore a oversized red windbreaker once & my friend yelled that out at me. After almost peeing my pants from laughing, I was scarred for life.

ryan8472 · #8 10-19-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

^ Dude, I wore a oversized red windbreaker once & my friend yelled that out at me. After almost peeing my pants from laughing, I was scarred for life.

OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.