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Old 10-13-2006, 11:17 PM
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hmmm...

don't get acrylic nails for the hell of it (and to freak out all the patrons) and then think you can get them off the same day

sometimes the altoid trick doesn't feel good

don't try to shave in the dark or without a mirror

don't try to speed up a tan by tanning twice in one day

don't use lotion as lube
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:20 PM
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:23 PM
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what's an "altoid trick?"
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:03 AM
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what's an "altoid trick?"
Ah... Ninth definition from the top. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=altoid+trick

- Here's something I learned when I was about 10. Putting a hot pan on a vinyl covered seat is not a good idea. Doing so will result in a disgusting, orange circular mark that will piss your mother off.
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Ah... Ninth definition from the top. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=altoid+trick
I love Urban Dictionary.
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:26 AM
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Meeeee too. I pretty much swear by it.
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:28 AM
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I pretty much swear by it.
and why not! it's full of thought-out, grammatically correct definitions that inspire us all to increase our vocabulary!

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Old 10-14-2006, 08:30 AM
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Old 10-14-2006, 08:45 AM
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Ah... Ninth definition from the top. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=altoid+trick

- Here's something I learned when I was about 10. Putting a hot pan on a vinyl covered seat is not a good idea. Doing so will result in a disgusting, orange circular mark that will piss your mother off.
LOL. did the mark come out?

bea arthur's making that face in my sig because someone just used the altoid trick on her.

which reminds me, i have to email you.
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LOL. did the mark come out?

bea arthur's making that face in my sig because someone just used the altoid trick on her.

which reminds me, i have to email you.
I love Bea Arthur as much as the next guy.....buuuut I think I just threw up a little
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She needs to take care of the stubble above her lip.

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I'd never seen a pic closeup enough, to realize that she has a mustache!
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hmmm...

don't get acrylic nails for the hell of it (and to freak out all the patrons) and then think you can get them off the same day

sometimes the altoid trick doesn't feel good

don't try to shave in the dark or without a mirror

don't try to speed up a tan by tanning twice in one day

don't use lotion as lube
Honey..what is the altoid trick???
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:12 PM
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