Dachsund appreciation thread

[markolas]

My parents bought me a dachsund for my 5th birthday. It bit me. So we gave it to my great grandmother, and it promptly chewed up her hearing aid. So, she gave it away...then the people she gave it to brought the dog back! It ran away shortly thereafter.

I can't stand nelly little dogs. My grandmother had a chihuahua named Gypsy who lived to be some ungodly age. It lost all its teeth and my grandmother had to puree all the dog food. Oh, and the dog was incestuous, too. Had a puppy with her brother, who was stillborn with no hind legs. My grandmother buried it in a matchbox in her back yard.