How Clean is Your Jail Cell?

goldustsongbird · #1 09-01-2006, 06:36 PM

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds36501.html

How Clean Is Your House? host Kim Woodburn is facing a possible prison sentence as a result of her autobiography.

The presenter revealed that she delivered a still born baby when she was 23, and buried him in a park in Liverpool. Now police have warned her she could spend up to two years in prison for the act.

Kim told First magazine: "I was interviewed by the Merseyside Police last week and although they were terribly nice, I sobbed throughout the interview. It brought it all back you see, all the details going down on tape.

"I know the offence carries a two-year prison sentence, but do you know what? I don't care. I really don't care. I don't want to go to prison, but if it has to be, it has to be.”
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I think that's a little... unexpected.

Anyone else watch this show? I can't believe some of the homes they show on there! I hope a lot of them exaggerate for the sake of TV... or else I'm really worried. There are some serious slobs out there.

irishgrl · #2 09-01-2006, 06:40 PM

Holy MOLY. Poor woman. What would someone do in that sort of circumstance? Call the Hospital and say "Ive just delivered a stillborn?" I cant imagine the pain...but apparently now she's relieved the truth is out....

goldustsongbird · #3 09-01-2006, 07:00 PM

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Holy MOLY. Poor woman. What would someone do in that sort of circumstance? Call the Hospital and say "Ive just delivered a stillborn?" I cant imagine the pain...but apparently now she's relieved the truth is out....

Yeah, who knows? I imagine it was probably hard for her to live with something like that. I think two years might be a bit much...

DrummerDeanna · #4 09-01-2006, 07:13 PM

Wow...and here I thought this was going to be the following:

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...

If I was in prison and sentenced to die by lethal injection I'd clean up my cell real nice and neat. Then when they came to get me I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said Inspection" Then maybe they'd feel really bad, and wouldn't go through with it

Anyway - this is much worse - poor woman

foxyluva · #5 09-01-2006, 07:55 PM

I love Kim & Aggie

Poor lady. Im sure she will get off it....

goldustsongbird · #6 09-01-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Wow...and here I thought this was going to be the following:

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...

If I was in prison and sentenced to die by lethal injection I'd clean up my cell real nice and neat. Then when they came to get me I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said Inspection" Then maybe they'd feel really bad, and wouldn't go through with it

That's hilarious.

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I love Kim & Aggie

Poor lady. Im sure she will get off it....

Me too! I think Aggie's my favourite, although Kim is the funniest.

foxyluva · #7 09-01-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

Me too! I think Aggie's my favourite, although Kim is the funniest.

Kim is a lusty old gal!

goldustsongbird · #8 09-01-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by foxyluva

Kim is a lusty old gal!

that she is. The episode I saw yesterday was hilarious. She kept talking about how keeping this couple's bedroom clean would make them want to have sex in the middle of the day, and was nudging and winking at the guy. Haha.

TwistedGypsy · #9 09-01-2006, 09:15 PM

I love these girls! Sometimes I wish I was British, then I'd have a quick wit like them!
But you know sometimes the laundry piles up or I don't do dishes, but those people on there are just DISGUSTING! It blows my mind that people would let something get that bad. Its like getting a bad wound and just letting it go and get infected, then gangreen sets in.
NASTY!

DavidMn · #10 09-02-2006, 02:34 PM

I would certainly think the authorities would have better things to pursue than this.

goldustsongbird · #11 09-02-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedGypsy

I love these girls! Sometimes I wish I was British, then I'd have a quick wit like them!
But you know sometimes the laundry piles up or I don't do dishes, but those people on there are just DISGUSTING! It blows my mind that people would let something get that bad. Its like getting a bad wound and just letting it go and get infected, then gangreen sets in.
NASTY!

I know, I can't believe it either! I'm no clean freak, but some of these people who claim they haven't cleaned their house in 10, 15 years... :shock:

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

I would certainly think the authorities would have better things to pursue than this.

Ya'd think, huh? I guess not.

diamondsnake · #12 09-03-2006, 12:23 AM

I must have missed something. What is the problem here? Her baby was dead and she burried it. Why is that a crime? Because she didn't report it to the authorities?

HomerMcvie · #13 09-03-2006, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake

I must have missed something. What is the problem here? Her baby was dead and she burried it. Why is that a crime? Because she didn't report it to the authorities?

Uhhhhhh, DUH!

The police like to know about dead bodies.