Blue Lamp Live...

[ragandbone]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Stewardess: You can't take that lamp on the plane.

Stevie: Then you'll have to run me over because we're not going without the lamp!

Stevie: ...that's all I need. And this ashtray. The shawl, the paddle game, and the tamborine, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the tamborine and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the tamborine and the Blue lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the tamborine, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the tamborine, the paddle game, this Rolling Stone magazine and the chair.
*Note, obviously this isn't funny is you have never seen Steve Martin's The Jerk