FDA approves morning after pill for over the counter!

[hayley]

Oh, good. I ****ed like ten guys the other night at the Def Leppard/Journey concert out on the lawn, and I'd left the condoms out in the truck. Then again, I only had eight of them so I guess it wouldn't have mattered anyways.

I was gonna douche with coca-cola, I read in one of those awesome emails that I get forwarded that it works like a charm. But now this makes it way easier for next time.