comedy central roast of william shatner

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F*cking hilarious. I was laughing hysterically the whole time. I may have to get the DVD.

According to Artie Lange, Andy Dick was so messed up on drugs that a lot of what he did was edited out. He was really awful, apparently.

Farrah about Patton Oswald (Oswalt?): "I've had people tell me that they've pleasured themselves to my poster. But never while I was signing it, which is what just happened backstage."

One of the guys to Farrah: "I jerked off so many times to your poster, I was afraid I'd go blind. Now that I'm looking at you, I kind of wish I did."

Paraphrasing George Takei: "It's Tak-kay! Not Tak-I, like you've insisted on pronouncing it for the past 40 years. Here's how you can remember - rhymes with toupe'. I've had to stare at that curly tangled brown mess for too long now. Speaking of which, Farrah, close your legs!!! At least Betty White had the decency to shave!"

"When Elton John heard Bill singing "Rocket Man" he was so shocked that he spit Geaorge Takei's dick out of his mouth!"

Bety White: "oh, yes, we used to have a wonderful time at the roast back in the day. Oh, sorry, Nichele, you wouldn't have been allowed in then." Nichelle Nichols (sp) (Uhura) looks fantasic, btw.

Ben Stiller did a hilarious bit on tape, saying that he once wrote Shatner a letter asking for an autograph, and read a fake latter from Shatner calling him a dickweed ("I was 10, Bill!") and telling him to write to Takei, he was sure George would send him an autographed photo & ask Ben for some in return. Stiller said something about spending the weekend at Takei's & him saying that his lap was a cosmic transporter.