Tacky - Page 12

JazmenFlowers · #**166** 06-13-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by skcin

I am in LOVE with your sig.

thanks! it's my homage.

I realized that it really should say "those aren't my eyes" after I had spent 30 minutes on it, but I said screw it.

skcin · #**167** 06-13-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

thanks! it's my homage.

I realized that it really should say "those aren't my eyes" after I had spent 30 minutes on it, but I said screw it.

That is hilarious. I just PM'd you about that.

JazmenFlowers · #**168** 06-13-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by skcin

That is hilarious. I just PM'd you about that.

lol. yes, I had plans on fixing it when I get home tonight. being an English major myself, it totally pissed me off. no worries.

chiliD · #**169** 06-13-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by David

Using a funeral as a business opportunity (for example, distributing business cards to mourners, placing cell phone calls to business clients).

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him (main instrument, guitar) was hitting us up to join our band as bass player, AT THE FUNERAL! We HAVE three guitarists as is...two of us alternated playing bass to finish out the night at the gig the night Mike was taken to the hospital by paramedics. The LAST thing we need is a lead guitarist trying to pass himself off as a bass player...we have two of them already. We're looking for a REAL bass player...and anyone with ANY kind of intelligence would know that we're not going to be looking for one at our just departed one's funeral, either. What moron.

JazmenFlowers · #**170** 06-13-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by chiliD

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him was hitting us up to join our band as bass player at the funeral. What moron.

so sorry to hear that. that's so sad.

as for the assmunch...a total loser

DavidMn · #**171** 06-13-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chiliD

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him (main instrument, guitar) was hitting us up to join our band as bass player, AT THE FUNERAL! We HAVE three guitarists as is...two of us alternated playing bass to finish out the night at the gig the night Mike was taken to the hospital by paramedics. The LAST thing we need is a lead guitarist trying to pass himself off as a bass player...we have two of them already. We're looking for a REAL bass player...and anyone with ANY kind of intelligence would know that we're not going to be looking for one at our just departed one's funeral, either. What moron.

That's just like if someone wouldve crashed Stevie's dad's funeral and tried to get autographs. Jeez what a F***NG A**HOLE!

seeker007nmss · #**172** 06-13-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bikerchic

There really is stereotypical dyke's with mullets porn?

Speaking of porn...

DavidMn · #**173** 06-13-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

Speaking of porn...

This sort of perversion shall not stand!

DrummerDeanna · #**174** 06-13-2006, 01:12 PM

Tacky:

-Men (especially overweight men) in overalls
-Pompadors
-sequined socks
-pants with words across the ass (if you can easily fit the word UNIVERSITY across your ass - you probably should not adverstive that)
-people who talk and talk incessently though never seem to have anything of value to say or add to conversations.

DavidMn · #**175** 06-13-2006, 01:14 PM

I've got another good one!:

Old men in Speedos or Thongs on beaches. YECH!

Brad · #**176** 06-13-2006, 01:20 PM

Tacky:

Wearing caps/hats in restaurants. I'm talking medium- to upper-scale...not sports bars or Denny's...anything goes there! I hate this, and it embarasses me when I go out with friends and one of them is sporting a baseball cap. I just know everyone is looking!

My grandparents are such sticklers for this that even if they have just the kids over their house for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon, they will make a comment if someone is wearing a hat at the table.

Brad

DavidMn · #**177** 06-13-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad

Tacky:

Wearing caps/hats in restaurants. I'm talking medium- to upper-scale...not sports bars or Denny's...anything goes there! I hate this, and it embarasses me when I go out with friends and one of them is sporting a baseball cap. I just know everyone is looking!

My grandparents are such sticklers for this that even if they have just the kids over their house for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon, they will make a comment if someone is wearing a hat at the table.

Brad

Yeah, thats kind of a bad deal there.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #**178** 06-13-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.

Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.

Pantylines.

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.

Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.

This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack?

thank GOD i'm not the only person who judges people based on what they have on!

ALSO tacky..

Teased 80's hair

SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!!

AND...

FRENCH TIP TOE NAILS!