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Old 05-18-2006, 12:38 PM
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Ok, anybody feel like sharing some of the really tasteless (but funnier than hell) puns going around already?

Here's some of my recent finds:

"Linda casts shadow over long and winding road to break-up"
"She’s leaving home . . . but will divorce net a record £200m?"
"A sad song for the McCartneys"
"McCartney, wife 'can't work it out'"
"We can't work it out"
"Ex-Beatle, wife decide they can't work it out"
"Hello, Goodbye to McCartney's Marriage"
"Love me don't"
"She Won't Still Need Him When He's 64"
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:10 PM
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I would be happy to volunteer for the job, even if he is almost 64!
Me too. He appears to be a very nice man.
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:12 PM
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HEY...what was Eric Clapton's ex-wife doing in that video with George, ANYWAY???
Getting ready to inspire Clapton to write Layla.
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:15 PM
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On and the press thing...PULEEZ! You're telling me Linda and Paul never had press issues...he was still a Beatle when they married for God sakes.
Prior to her cancer diagnosis, the press & media were often unmercilessly cruel to Linda -- but she stuck it out because of her love and devotion to Paul.

Heather was a just a fame-seeking gold-digger.
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:15 PM
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Here's some of my recent finds:

"Linda casts shadow over long and winding road to break-up"
"She’s leaving home . . . but will divorce net a record £200m?"
"A sad song for the McCartneys"
"McCartney, wife 'can't work it out'"
"We can't work it out"
"Ex-Beatle, wife decide they can't work it out"
"Hello, Goodbye to McCartney's Marriage"
"Love me don't"
"She Won't Still Need Him When He's 64"
I was listening to Yesterday a few days before the news broke. That's what I thought of when they announced it.
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Old 05-18-2006, 11:46 PM
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I would be happy to volunteer for the job, even if he is almost 64!
No doubt... I was thinking the same thing last night as I was reading thru these threads. "Paul needs someone like ME ..." you know, for a thousand different reasons.
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Old 05-19-2006, 09:16 AM
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No doubt... I was thinking the same thing last night as I was reading thru these threads. "Paul needs someone like ME ..." you know, for a thousand different reasons.

As much as I love Macca - I think at his age...well he's not doin' it for me anymore - looks wise....still love him - but his son...just the right age, looks a lot like his papa....and well I think he's single
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A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Choking back the tears later he cried, "It's over! who's gonna want a one legged gold digger?" Then his phone rang. "It's Paul McCartney."
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:55 AM
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A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Choking back the tears later he cried, "It's over! who's gonna want a one legged gold digger?" Then his phone rang. "It's Paul McCartney."

THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!

More please.
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THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!

More please.
sorry, that's the only one i have.
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:04 PM
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Default Gross and nosy alert!

I still want to know if they had sex with the leg on or off.
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Today I'm reading that there is no prenuptual agreement because he felt it was unromantic. Oy.
The guy is a billionaire and he has no prenup? What a dumb f**k!
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The guy is a billionaire and he has no prenup? What a dumb f**k!
sometimes it's what's not said (publicly)... can you hear it?

Paul: My attorney has advised there be a prenup
Heather: WHAT?! That's BS! What bloke in his right mind would expect a bird to believe he truly loves her when he's shovin a bloody document in her face to sign so she will promise not to bilk him. That's not LOVE, that's GREED!
Paul: You're right my love. You know I love you more than any amount of money on this Earth. I'll tell Mr. Coveryouras* there won't be a prenup and I will announce to the world that I love you so much I don't need a prenup
Heather: That's more like it Raul, I mean Paul. By the way, how much did you pay for that ring?

Laura
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Old 05-20-2006, 01:12 AM
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Her blaming the press is ridiculous. Who did she think she was marrying?
Hmm, maybe she did not know that he was in a band before Wings.
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sometimes it's what's not said (publicly)... can you hear it?

Paul: My attorney has advised there be a prenup
Heather: WHAT?! That's BS! What bloke in his right mind would expect a bird to believe he truly loves her when he's shovin a bloody document in her face to sign so she will promise not to bilk him. That's not LOVE, that's GREED!
Paul: You're right my love. You know I love you more than any amount of money on this Earth. I'll tell Mr. Coveryouras* there won't be a prenup and I will announce to the world that I love you so much I don't need a prenup
Heather: That's more like it Raul, I mean Paul. By the way, how much did you pay for that ring?

Laura


I still can't believe he would let that sway him. I get the feeling he's no dummy about his money.
Maybe he has so much he didn't care if she got half?
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